Weekend Worstoff 117

Since the Dockers were total shit for the whole period of his watch, I think it’s a little unfair of former skipper Peter “Will I look less of a loser by living in Geraldton?” Bell to turn Dockers hater now that they’re showing some form. You would never have got Mainy doing that.  Outrage Cohen finds some remarkable Perth blend tea. “What next, Coogee Capuccino?” asks Outrage. Indeed. I notice it’s got that Bergamot zing that that crackpt cooking woman advertises in Twinings ads. Nigella Lawson is it? The one that they suspiciously never show the lower half of her body.And another in the continuing series of moronic graffiti in Perth. Why would someone go to the trouble of getting down there to write idiot? William Street Nrthbridge.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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35 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 117

  1. Snuff says:

    Love that shot in Northbridge, TLA, from the hipster to the moronigraff, which as you say, would require a very particular skill level.



  2. WAtching says:

    sips the sideline tea
    because he sits down to busk
    you idiot you


  3. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    The graffiti looks more like a well-deserved tribute to the recently departed Ronnie James Dio, cunts. I might actually head down to this right now.


  4. skink says:

    anyone get a photo of naked sweary billboard gun guy?

    this is the best news story since the guy in the tank.



  5. richarbl says:

    Inspector Blair said
    “it is not the actions of a rational person to be up there naked in the middle of Perth with what appears to be a handgun”

    What a genius, no wonder he is Inspector.


  6. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Fuckin’ Judgement Day on pretentious tea. Seriously, ‘Perth Breakfast’? Should be called ‘Melbourne Wish’. And does it really taste of loose leaf?


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