I like the way you work it
No diggity, I try to bag it up, bag it up
She’s got Belmont class and style
Street knowledge by the pow
Baby Belmont never act wild
Very low key on the Forum profile
Catching crabs is not unknown
Let me tell you how it goes
Ugg boot’s the words, denim skirt’s the verbs
Lovers it curves so freak what you heard. – No Diggity – Dr Dre
A mannequin wearing a bag. For no other reason than it’s in Belmont Forum apparently. From Skink. Try and bag it up.
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It’s not a bag, it’s either a modesty shield, or the very latest in fashion from the mind of Lady Gaga.
Maybe Andrew McCarthy (or, worse Kristy Swanson) are in town?
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Austerity chic
a Double dip recession?
feel the quality
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Get with it, Daddy O !
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p.s. It’s total communication. Man.
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Meh.
Preferable to a nude mannequin, as we have previously discussed.
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Good look – needs ashes. ‘JUDGEMENT IS COMING! YE SHALL ALL BE – REDUCED!’
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What, no ashes?
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snap
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Some of the shoppers at Belmont Forum would do well to take their cues from this mannequin…honestly, what some of the local boganry wear!
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…and, judging by the loose fit on the mannequin, the sack was cut as a stretch fit on the average Belmont Babe.
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This bein Belmont, the question asked is ” why isn’t the bag over her head?”
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I.love.it.
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As you drive into Belmont, you will see the sign “Belmont- City of Opportunity.”
A timely reminder to lock your car doors.
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I’ll see your sack and raise you one … on your head … scrotal … like some bad dream where you find yourself trapped in the Big Brother house but realise you are merely standing at the end of King Street Boulevard. Now there’s a worst.
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Jeezus! What fuck?
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Worthy of a post of its own, surely. Note that the shop in question is named Dilettante.
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And the visual merchandiser in question is surely one his/herself. Or rather, an expert in the field of WTF crap.
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Indeed … but Skink bagged the monthly mannequin update.
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