What is the other mysterious service you offer EPMVC? Would it be leeches, trepanning, crystal proctology? The owl also wants to rap about Mobil apparently. From Craig M. 
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owl ventriloquism?
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Areology – determining health status by the size, shape and most importantly – feel of areolas.
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Hee! Hee! A titter.
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You forgot “flavour”
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Flavour and erectility of areola, are a higher level referral and attracts a larger Medicare rebate.
My colleague Onanist is available for penile phrenology consultations.
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Gotta luv the twitter: Only three quarters of oz gerbalists pissed whilst writing crap.
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Green spots? Follows on from vaccination, or lack thereof, somehow?
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We also…are proctologists and do b-owl inspections!
I’m here all week!
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couldn’t find b’owl so
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…provide sexual health services. We recommend and use Mobil lubricants.
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… Shrink Cunts
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We also
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“Geoff Gallop joins WAToady – log in tomorrow for his first column”
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And in other news, we need some of these in Perth:
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I love that film and I love that scene.
“Do you like Huey Lewis?”
“Nah… he sounds too black for me.”
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Urgh. Bret Easton Ellis shits me to tears.
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So you do like Huey Lewis?
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I was born a Stevie Winwood man, etc…
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Doesn’t everyone?
Wait, What?
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It’s all about the hardbodies.
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pretty certain that the last dot point used to advertise flu shots for the elderly and under fives. Funny how the TGA says it wasn’t a bad batch but kids still went into convulsions. Can we please find an alternative medicine practicioner to blame it on!
but anyway, is that a smiling panda in the bottom left?
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…or a practitioner
fucking panda
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Speaking of fucking pandas, Animal Review rates them as an F:
“In the meantime, pandas occupy valuable zoo space while bringing little to the table. We’re not even allowed to name them. If we could give the pandas that China lends us names like Babcock or Slider, they might be ever-so-slightly more interesting. Instead we’re left wondering how to pronounce ‘Gao Gao.’”
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fuck pandas
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And fuck you, penguin.
http://www.fupenguin.com/
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It’s all about the RNA Mez.
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Yes and if the TGA cares more about how this crisis affects PFE more than the peculiarities our RNA we may well find our dearest DOA
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Apparently this has now been replaced with a swanky new sign.TWOP, cleaning up the city one sign at a time.
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