Some signs people have sent me for the weekend. A bunny from Jane.They should have employed my 5yo who is tearing up the illustration scene over at his blog Zombie Cave. If you’ve got a lost shark, you’ll know where to go for the sign. 
One from Richarbl who found the most cliched ad for Asians. Ai Ya. 
And Outrage urges you to look at this one quickly so you might think it says Chonder. Err, simple pleasures I suppose. 
And Jules saw this sign in front of a Clarement Church. Why do religious types always try to delve into comedy? Jesus jockeying precludes a sense of humour. The answer is not Satan apparently. 
Thank youse. Worst well this weekend.
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It would appear the Christians don’t understand the importance of timing.
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What do you mean Bento.
The pope and I have no idea what you are referring to…
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I think you mean… …timing.
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The difference between “Chonder” and “Chowder” is the quality of the kerning.
TLA: Your 5 year old has a better blog than me.
P.S. Shall we just ignore what happened last night?
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I stand by my rant.
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You rant was justified. Not what I was referring to.
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Although you did omit one stat from your list…
8% Richarbl Picking a fight.
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Can I add, Rich’s submission above is a laugh out loud corker.
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Identikit bunny wins my vote.
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I could not draw a better bunny.
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You could alwas call a specialist.
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Sarcasm Font?
Or have I had a SOH bypass?
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Have I missed something?
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11% Paranoid contributors believing Richarbl is out to get them.
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8% of Richarbl not knowing when to leave it alone.
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This is still for you, Rich.
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You referring the ongoing roll out of catholic pedophiles?
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Zombie Cave – Best Blog Eva!
Shit why did I sit down at the ‘puter? I’ve forgotten…
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Not Satan ? I must’ve had him mixed up with this guy then.
The bunny‘s a vast improvement on the last one.
Mind the sharks, TLA, and avagoodweegend.
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Hey.
I thought you ate children.
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So I do. Sorry ’bout that.
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i thought that was the catholic paedophiles.
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Who your hot bunny chunder daddy, Lichard?
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Could be a reference to children of sperm donors?
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definition of confusion? fathers day in Rockingham
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On fire Ed de B. Those 6 years in clown college now payin off. Mark McGowan should do something about Rockinham. Wasn’t he elected on a a paternity testing dna platform?
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West TV is up and running and is currently showing a program on El Caballao Bianco and a bunch of Country Bumkins bullriding.
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What number channel should com tv be Frank?
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44 on Digital only – not analogue
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WTV NOw – WA Media Awards – DFOC Alert
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A46032-2005Jan3.html
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Brilliant. Not only does the church have bad timing but clearly need to learn how to use Google.
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knock knock
Buff Jesus [opens door]: Oh, it’s you again
Mez: yeh, hi, sorry to bother you but it’s about the sign…
BF: what? the burning bush?
M: No the one out the front. Is it meant to be funny?
BF: …well… um… a couple of people laughed… kind of…
M: did you know that “Who’s your daddy?” is originally a sexual referance regarding Submission. When a man and a woman…. get together, it’s not uncommon for her to refer to him as “daddy”, she is basically being obedient to him and stroking the male’s dominant ego, because he knows subconsciously that she loves and obeys her father.
While it may be rooted in incestual urges of a select few partners, it is more or less acceptable to exchange… in private, of course. The term has been so heavily used that the family relationship meaning, if ever there was one, is lost and now daddy is synonymous with “baby” or other petnames, albeit more pillow-talk
When someone says “who’s your daddy?”, they are pretty much calling you their bitch. It’s commonly used among testosterone-driven males when competing.
BF: …umm…
M: you didn’t know that when you put the sign up did you?
BF: well I know everything and anyway it wasn’t me it was Father… er… I mean… you know, the priest guy.
M: Did you know that it featured in this week’s Worstoff
BF: ………… ……………. oh, FucK Off will you! [slams door]
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BF, Mez ? I guess a BJ’s out of the question, Dr Harry.
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Oh, oops… Shakespeare I ain’t
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No worries, Mez. Keep ’em comin’.
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And El Caballao Rodeo is back on WTV – currently running a loop of stuff off the hard-drive.
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Part 2, Frank ?
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It’s only a temporary thing till Tuesday – Telstra were MEANT to complete the wiring of the fibre optics from the Pedobunker to the TX site yesterday (I was there) and frantic phone calls were made to the TX mob to allow a PC with the playbox system and 3 days of programming to be installed at the TX site – btw, the whole system is remote controlled from the city.
gory details here:
http://www.facebook.com/wtvperth#!/wtvperth?v=wall
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And if you’re wondering why there have been several glitches in Transmission, here is the reson from the Tech people.
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whoa, black bunny (bam-A-lam)
whoa, black bunny (bam-A-lam)
Black bunny had a child (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-A-lam)
She said “I’m worrin’ outta my mind” (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing gone blind (bam-A-lam)
I said oh black bunny (bam-A-lam)
whoa, black bunny (bam-BA-lam)
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Whoa, black/brown bunny (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, black/brown bunny (bam-BA-lam)
She’s from birmingham (bam-BA-lam)
Way down in alabam’ (bam-BA-lam)
Well’ shes shakin’ that thing (bam-BA-lam)
Boy she makes me sing (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, black/brown bunny (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, black/brown bunny
BAM-BA-LAM
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How’s your father?
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Came here for the Freddy Quimby “it’s chow DAH!” quotes.
Leaving very disappointed.
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