Outrage Cohen asks if cars today have enough beverage holders. And wouldn’t Hahn Ice be a better choice? Or even Jack since they have the sticker. Byford.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Difficult to find anything humorous to say about abject stupidity.
I do know of some older (and perhaps wiser) drivers who do their level best to avoid driving after 8 pm on weekdays and the whole of most weekend-ends.
The logic, as one cynic put it, “I’m not as good at identifying the drunks as I used to be.”
This ‘worst’ is indicative of the booze and drug fueled bravado that is filling our emergency and intensive care wards as well as the rehabilitation facilities and mortuaries.
‘Worst’ it is, but longa-longa from funny.
(Nicely captured, though.)
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indeed, i cannot find anything amusing about the combination of cars and alcohol.
truly, absolutely worst.
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Yes, beautifully captured.
What’s the headline Outrage?
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Experts: drink driving makes you P
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The car wasn’t actually moving you realise Rolly? I’m sure there was a skipper involved.
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Quite unlikely, TLA, that there was a skipper – it’s such a rare event – and in any case, I believe that drinking alcohol in a motor vehicle, stationary or moving, remains on the regulations as an infringement of the road traffic act.
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Lets see. 3 drinks in the front. None finished. All for the passenger?
Looks like a case of Pissy P plating to me TLA.
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They’re not *completely* irresponsible. I see they at least had the foresight to get Powerade for the eventual hangover.
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OT, but may I be the first to say ‘good riddance Corey Haim’. But why, why couldn’t it have been Kirk Cameron instead?
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More anti-Semitism, Bento?
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I still blame the Jews.
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They to blame for car drinking as well as that Jesus incident? We should have such a scapegoat!
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Scapegoat? I’m blaming everything on Cohen personally.
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Is Kirk Cameron still alive?
How about arsepot, Gary Coleman.
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Poor little guy!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/04/06/gary_coleman_blames_midget_porn_movie_fo
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He is one very cranky small person.
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Gary Coleman. What a cunt.
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speaking of small people
where’s my Digit Dick submission?
it’s gold
if you don’t publish it I might get all sulky and then verbally abusive and then threatening and then disappear for several days whilst I wait for my blood pressure to return to normal whilst possibly seeking counselling
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Are you talking about Gary Coleman?
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yes, yes i think so
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Hey. I think I pointed him in the right direction.
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Shit, can’t believe I didn’t say short tempered.
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I think Kirk Cameron is still waiting for The Rapture, or a reunion episode of Growing Pains, whichever comes first.
I love this story, about a group of atheists who offer to look after the pets of christians after they have been taken up:
http://www.postrapturepetcare.com/
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Genius.
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this one is even better, especially the graphic of the dog by the window:
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
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they do t-shirts…
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Well if we’re going to go down that path:
http://www.raptureready.com/index.php
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OH SW, I laughed so hard I cried.
Favourites so far, Carnally Minded and Some Fantastic Heretics I have Known. Bt how do you choose really, they are all gold.
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I know shazz. It’s good to know there is absolutely no chance of a global friut-loop shortage.
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And you really have to check out the FAQs:
http://www.raptureready.com/faq/rap23.html
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Stop you’re killing me.
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Some of my faves:
Is the Pope the Antichrist?
Will the Antichrist know he is the Antichrist?
Will the Antichrist be a homosexual?
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The dog?
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Whoops I scanned down too quick to see the upper left corner. That is hilarious.
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Hey. Don’t go callin’ Gary Coleman “arsepot.”
He’s dead.
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I heard it was Corey Haim who departed.
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You think I seriously believe you cant say anything about the dead?????
Belinda Emmet was a cunt.
Satisfied?
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Ahh, touche.
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He Lives…
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I don’t think it was real dead WAtching:
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Oh.
He really is a convincing actor. You have to admit he stole the show…
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Thanks WAtching – your reply is the best thing i read all day:)
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Where’s TLA?
I want him to promise to drop a c-bomb on the wireless tommorrow.
C’mon buddy… yooocandooit.
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I’m sure Gillo’s finger would be hovering over the dump button, so no.
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You’ve changed…
The fame, the women the high-life… they’ve all gone to your head.
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If she doesn’t there is an Engineer who will – it’s not like at 6PR or even Curtin FM where there is a single panel operator, or the announcer does it all himself.
Though Gavin Millar, when he was doing Bob Maumill’s music segment wasn’t asked to come back after he accidently played the uncensored version of Kanye West’s Gold Digger.
And even back in the olden days They used to bleep out the Word Bloddy in Snoopy Vs The Red Baron
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Once heard an ABC newsreader mutter ‘Now I’ve fucked it’ on-air as he struggled with the tape machine.
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Hey WAtCHING – I got a few Samuel Smiths the other day from Cellarbrations. Very nice. Very English.
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Nice. I know the range.
Love the “Contractor to Her Majesties Forces” on the label.
Right now I am settling into a Triple Moine. MMMMmmm Belgian Tripel.
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TEDs drinkers in a Toyota Starlet? How outre.
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“Australia’s most talked-about relationship.” WTF????
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/why-michael-clarke-wants-to-call-it-off-with-lara-bingle/story-e6frfmqi-1225839330744
Total fucking worst.
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That the organisation makes money from suckers who buy the waste of trees and read the associated waste of bandwidth, never ceases to amaze me.
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A couple of weekends ago, sitting on a dead tree in a starlit field in the Hills, over several spliffs and a couple of bottles of wine, I invited a group of three friends to play a game: Guess Who I Hate, a series of ‘yes/no’ questions and ‘hot/cold’ answers. The object: Bingle. It took them about two minutes. Dunno what we can learn from this, I guess it’s that wherever you go, there you are, and if Channel Nine can funnel its thoroughbred strippers into your brain, then there they are too.
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OK. That’s it. I’m giving-up on Fairfax. Today’s sample headlines from the Age:
Man dies in pub cellar
Toddler accidenatlly hit by door
Police called to actor upset on Neighbours set
http://www.theage.com.au/
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If only it had een the Clodstreet set.
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…which is in Teh West today:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/6916700/number-one-cloud-street-revealed/
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Other than as a source of cynical witticisms, I can see only negative value in reading/viewing/listening to any of the mainstream media.
The level of disinformation makes the CIA look decidedly amateurish.
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which is why you come here?
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For the cynical witticisms?
Exactly.
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yeah me too
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Bastards.
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My favourite Crimestoppers story this week:
A man exposed himself to staff at Serpentine Road House.
Police said the man entered the road house at about 2.30pm on February 22, and removed his genitals from his trousers.
He then waited until he caught the attention of the staff.
Police said he then purchased a beef sausage and left the shop.
The man is believed to be 50 to 60 years of age, of fair complexion, with short auburn greying hair, of large build and about 180cms tall.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/crimestoppers/6911615/man-exposes-himself-at-road-house/
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Sounds like mp’s favourite tradie may have developed laryngitis, and had to be improvise his snag ordering technique.
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Scratch be. Hasty lunchtime comment.
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Beautiful snuff! Especially like the held up poster :)
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Surely the worst in this is the volume of beer getting warm in that car.
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They’re TEDs. Let ’em go warm. They couldn’t get any worse.
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its tertiary fermentation using wild yeasts – probably candida
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Hey, it’s white stag , it can only gain taste.
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sad to say goodbye to the chook ronggly. Who, pray tell, is that raunchy sheila?
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It’s Liz Constable, my local member.
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Urban based and definitely not a cuntremember.
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i like it- stick with it
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just looks like an old chook…oic
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Exactly, I thought it was Pammy.
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She was Stateline flapping her bingo wings and talking shite and being fucking boring as usual
http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2010/03/05/2838269.htm
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raunchy?
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I wish I had a Horses head, a Lions heart, an Apple bed
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