Digit Dick

From Skink, discovered in an online book store.  Skink sez

“Oh, do you know why they call me Digit?
It’s because I am only a midget
A digit is a finger or a toe,
And that’s how big Dick is, you know!”

Apart from the endless double entendres, inappropriate references to people with disabilities, and amusing misuse of words such as ‘gay’, which would have had a different meaning back in 1972, Digit Dick is chock full of staggering political incorrectness as he goes about his adventures and avoids the clutches of a scary aborigine called Wyalcatchem.

Life was just so much more innocent then, don’t you think? Yes, but a very tasty font don’t you think Skink? At least he’s not riding a blackboy.

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30 Responses to Digit Dick

  1. Pfortner says:

    I remember Digit Dick from my primary school library! I think he may be related to Dot. As an interesting side note, the township of Wyalcatchem was Cleanest Town WA in I think 1999, and if you go to their roadhouse or whatever it is and try to use the public toilet there is a very interesting passive aggressive note along the lines of ‘This is a TOILET for GOING TO THE TOILET, NO MASTURBATING – WE’LL KNOW’.

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  2. orbea says:

    Leslie Rees the author is now deceased, smelly old cunt
    http://www.liveperformance.com.au/halloffame/leslierees1.html

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  3. monkeypants says:

    Nice find Skink! I’m thinking little Dick Digit should go in next years competition with Howard Stern:

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  4. poor lisa says:

    Yes! this was in our school library too. What a little dick dick was. Who says repressed memories aren’t real? This one was so horrifying it needed covering with years of memes, or something. Anyway no thanks for bringing it back skink.

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  5. Shreiking Wombat says:

    “Digit Dick.” Is that his porn name?

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  6. owilde says:

    Speaking of unfortunate names… Mustapha Kunt
    http://www.pastfinders.net/great%20letters.htm

    My Dear Reggie,

    In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life, and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me he is called Mustapha Kunt.

    We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring is upon upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk to do that.

    Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr
    H.M. Ambassador, Moscow

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    The book im reading at the moment sucks its 85 chapters of rubbish i recomend anyway that has it put in your bloody green bin for collection day its the history of some soccer playing faggot if im aloud to say that on here. Anyway the freaking books called Striker Boy by John Zuckher.

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  8. The Legend 101 says:

    You think this is aporite at my friends school there was the dictornary of swear words really bad ones too and you really think its aporite to be a sitting on the book shelf in year 2 class with tones of 6-7 year old kids.

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