The Boner Lisa

The most amazing thing about this poster is  not how bad it is, although it certainly reeks, or that it has been defaced, because who wouldn’t?  The most interesting thing is that the graffiti has been just crossed out. Who would do this? Surely if Mr Penis himself saw this he would take it down, or at the very least obscure the defacement. Why would someone cross it out while leaving the words clearly legible? A mystery for the future Perth cultural scholars. I might have to add this to not worst. To have no idea that you are terrible, but to still have the kahunas to put yourself out there – that is the sort of person who succeeds. And you probably should make sure you include boozies in future works.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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58 Responses to The Boner Lisa

  1. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    The homogeneity of the output of this kind of “shit” portraitist never ceases to amuse me. Any woman as drawn buy this artiste would end up looking like a Filipino hooker.

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  2. shazza says:

    I think worst TLA. I admit I couldn’t do any better but don’t claim to be any kind of artiste.

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  3. Bento says:

    This might be not worst. Maybe Mr Penis’s muse does in fact have three lips and eyes on different horizontal planes.

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  4. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Pfort, if you’re around, you might be interested in Julie Bishop’s death-stare:

    http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/03/09/deathjulie/

    Worst.

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    • shazza says:

      Hysterical.
      I watched that episode and was mortified to realise every panelist, excluding Dawkins, had a religious faith. But the award for silliest was Family First guy. What an imbecile. As Dawkins stated, he is a government representative of this country and he believes in the myth of creationism. Talk about fucking Outrage!

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      • rolly says:

        Politicians, being duly elected, represent the majority of mainstream opinion. ( I was about to write ‘thinking’ but that is hardly the appropriate word in this context.)

        It is these voters who determine that which is acceptable and ‘normal’ in our community.

        Be afraid; be very afraid.

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        • shazza says:

          Rolly I do not think most Aussies, even the ignorant, believe in the creationist theory. That’s an American idiocy, where many people grow up going to church as a norm. Not the case here.

          I do wonder if Steve Fielding lost a few votes after that appearance. It was excruciating to watch him.

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      • Pfortner says:

        Absolutely SW- as it happens, I cut that ep into my Pastor Benny/Clodstreet tape. Fucking gold. The hilarious thing about Fielding is his total noncommitment, he is forever being thrust these binary choices (ie. is the Earth literally only 10,000 years old) and rather than come down on either side and make a stand for whichever people he hopes to represent, he fudges it. He is forever at a crossroads, wilfully fastened to it – a crucifixion complex? Ah, well, everyone’s got their opinion and…

        but yeah, Julie was on fire. Loved the death-stare, loved the middle-class hogwash about how great Christ looks nestled amongst the blue-and-white china. You know I keep my bible in between Cloudstreet and Nigella Express and it’s never looked better.

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  5. David Cohen says:

    Is it Bree Maddox?

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  6. Pfortner says:

    I fully respect the field photographer’s principle of non-intervention but a Hitler mustache really would not have gone astray here

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