Deploy Beverage Holders!

Outrage Cohen asks if cars today have enough beverage holders. And wouldn’t Hahn Ice be a better choice? Or even Jack since they have the sticker. Byford.

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78 Responses to Deploy Beverage Holders!

  1. rolly says:

    Difficult to find anything humorous to say about abject stupidity.

    I do know of some older (and perhaps wiser) drivers who do their level best to avoid driving after 8 pm on weekdays and the whole of most weekend-ends.

    The logic, as one cynic put it, “I’m not as good at identifying the drunks as I used to be.”

    This ‘worst’ is indicative of the booze and drug fueled bravado that is filling our emergency and intensive care wards as well as the rehabilitation facilities and mortuaries.

    ‘Worst’ it is, but longa-longa from funny.

    (Nicely captured, though.)

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  2. shazza says:

    Yes, beautifully captured.

    What’s the headline Outrage?

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  3. Bento says:

    OT, but may I be the first to say ‘good riddance Corey Haim’. But why, why couldn’t it have been Kirk Cameron instead?

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  4. Bento says:

    TEDs drinkers in a Toyota Starlet? How outre.

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  5. Shreiking Wombat says:
    • rolly says:

      That the organisation makes money from suckers who buy the waste of trees and read the associated waste of bandwidth, never ceases to amaze me.

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    • Pfortner says:

      A couple of weekends ago, sitting on a dead tree in a starlit field in the Hills, over several spliffs and a couple of bottles of wine, I invited a group of three friends to play a game: Guess Who I Hate, a series of ‘yes/no’ questions and ‘hot/cold’ answers. The object: Bingle. It took them about two minutes. Dunno what we can learn from this, I guess it’s that wherever you go, there you are, and if Channel Nine can funnel its thoroughbred strippers into your brain, then there they are too.

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  6. Shreiking Wombat says:

    OK. That’s it. I’m giving-up on Fairfax. Today’s sample headlines from the Age:

    Man dies in pub cellar
    Toddler accidenatlly hit by door
    Police called to actor upset on Neighbours set

    http://www.theage.com.au/

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  7. simmo says:

    Surely the worst in this is the volume of beer getting warm in that car.

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  8. Mez says:

    I wish I had a Horses head, a Lions heart, an Apple bed

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