San Simeon

When Charles Foster Kane died, he said just one word -…Rosebud, just that one word, but who is she…What was it?… Now what does that mean?…A racehorse he bet on once…Yeah, that didn’t come in…All right, but what was the race? Citizen Kane

Curious sent this fine worst, the upper part of a stone San Simeon rising from a Rose garden. I’ve always thought that Gloucester Park must be ball deep in worst, but have never been inside the place. In any case, I was born a Pure Steel man. This is a horrible sculpture.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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16 Responses to San Simeon

  1. Caribou Bob says:

    apart from the tortured expression on the horse’s face i don’t mind this too much

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  2. monkeypants says:

    that horse looks like he is either cussing at someone or about to vomit. probably just a reflection of his enviroment.

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  3. WAtching says:

    Any more shots of this curious?

    Surely you got a shot of the back end.

    Asshole? Blank? Donger?

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  4. Onanist says:

    It reminds me of that scene from “The Godfather”, just in this case it represents a much larger portion.

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  5. hovean says:

    Knowing that those obviously thriving roses are in a deep bed of horseshit, what of the horse emerging from it?

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    • curious says:

      well, yes, that’s what i found disturbing – it appears to be growing.

      and no, no back end shot, it has no back end, it’s still growing underground. lord knows what will emerge…

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  6. curious says:

    if you are a pure steel man tla, you could probably partake in the pure steel steak and salad bar.

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  7. Rip says:

    Pure Steel? No way! It’s all over, go Satinova!

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