Engogement

If you’ve got a ring ie a circle, it is only ever going to be suitable for an “O” typography wise. Two hearts as “M’s” is horrible, but your o will never be an a. NEVER I tells ya! Or is there a missing “r” to spell engorgement? In that case, it might work. From Bento.

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76 Responses to Engogement

  1. Onanist says:

    It looks more like “engogewent” to me, anyways a true graphic fail!

    Wouldn’t it have been great if a goatse had been fashioned from that ring?

    PS: The marriage industry is shit.

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  2. David Cohen says:

    I would comment on this, but I have a pressing engogement.

    Who got engoged, Bento, and how much did the card cost?

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    • Bento says:

      Not sure how much it cost, DFOC. Being Dovid Jones, probobly a shitlood.

      You don’t know them, but I sholl poss on your congrotulotions.

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  3. shazza says:

    A card by South Park’s Mr Mackey.

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  4. Pfortner says:

    http://www.carolinegardner.com/news.asp

    4 DEC 09. We’ve just added some gorgeous little enamelled boxes and a handbag mirror to our range of products. These are hand enamelled onto copper (…) Prized by discerning collectors worldwide, both as tokens of taste and sentiment and as works of art, they are destined to become the antiques of the future.

    We have a handbag mirror with the popular union jack design and a small box with the union jack design, both finished in silver.

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  5. orbea says:

    Wouldn’t putting a ring around a pre-engorged member result in thrombosis?

    Nice way to play the wedding night with something borrowed from Tiny Pinder.

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  6. Cimbali says:

    We have a dodgy alcoholic customer who came in yesterday and showed me a photo of his girlfriend which had been laser etched onto a sort of crystal heart. He would snap up a card like this if he was ever to get engogged

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  7. skink says:

    off piste

    I saw on the news that the “Steve Irwin” is docked in Fremantle.

    has anyone a picture?

    can I nominate it for ‘irrational hatreds’

    I am sure their hearts are in the right place, and I agree with what they are doing, but the black ship, the pirate flag, the tattoos, the stupid batmobile boat, and the general tone of “look at me, look at me” just gives me the fucking shits

    am I the only one that stifled a smirk when their boat got run over?

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  8. Paracleet says:

    You’d think naming a boat Steve Irwin is tempting fate though. We all know what happened to every single RN ship that was named ‘Invincible’ or ‘Inflexible’

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  9. Three search results this morning. No Scarborough sluts though.

    hangi perth 2
    fighting in church 2
    how do i wax my crack at home 1

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  10. The Legend 101 says:

    How strange?

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