Not my photo, but a worst that can’t be ignored. Outrage Cohen selling media ball tickets, or Chicks aka chiks. 
And here’s a press release from Liz Constable with more fucking vibrancy. Hopman Cup? Vibrant my arse. FUCK OFF with the vibrancy.
Minister for Tourism Media Statement
Western Australian events serve up a vibrant place to live and visit.
The countdown has begun for the 2010 Hyundai Hopman Cup with Tourism Minister Liz Constable today launching the event at the official tournament draw.
Dr Constable said this year’s Hyundai Hopman Cup blah, blah.
“These visitors generated more than …blah, blah… and one of many diverse events supported by the State Government.
“It is diversity and vibrancy….
The Worst of Perth 
And can people stop adding erections to the pic. You’ll wreck your screens.
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DFOC looks remarkably calm for someone about to receive a kancho.
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That’s a “Hopoate” my friend and don’t you forget it.
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What exactly are they praying for?
Suggestions?
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That’s kancho, WAtching.
This is prayer. WARNING : NSFW
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I’d call that providence.
God IS great…
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they are not praying, they are holding invisible shooters,
as is DFOC
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And is the Ball’s logo a bag of kitty litter?
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I wasn’t sure if it was a bag of cement, or maybe fertilizer.
somebody please explain
I like the dress code: ‘best frock’
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I thought it was a bag of flour. Though, being tied to the kitchen sink, I’m limited in imagining possibilities.
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i was thinking sugar bag shazz, you’re not the only one with a head in the kitchen.
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Were you thinking the Black and Gold cheap brand too?
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of course – is there any other?
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I hear they make a wonderful instant coffee.
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there are lots of good reasons to be tied to the kitchen sink shazza:
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Is the a bottle of red over near the microwave? If so, yep I agree mp.
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Couldn’t resist focussing on the bananas, as in this one.
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Ah yes … always with the ease of entry of the onanist’s, ahem, athiest’s nightmare. That one could have been so much better if she’d cranked up the Janis, got those ugly damn feet out of the way, and followed the instructions.
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maybe the skanky blonde took her bananas and starred in this one:
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Wot fuck is she doing?
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Not fuck TLA, foot modelling. Hot,sexy foot modelling.
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sexy and feet – an oxymoron.
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Or the bathroom, mp.
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absolutely snuff, ‘cos you’ll always find me in the bathroom at parties:
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Anything would be better than the kitchen, mp, or at least better than this dreadful song.
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i exercised great self restraint snuff to not link to it because it gets stuck in your head for days and now i had to look and i’m scarred i tell you – scarred.
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I do apologise, mp. Perhaps the only antidote will be replace it with this, Kirsty’s finest moment.
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brilliant! great memories as that was an ‘oft played number in the irish bar we used to inhabit when i lived in San Francisco.
Would usually lead to a round of IRA songs right afterwards. :)
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‘Tis a masterpiece by any standard, mp. Here’s a fantastic doco on the song which some kind soul uploaded to YouTube in 6 parts.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
I hope it’s not giving too much away to mention that the NYPD doesn’t actually have a choir, but their pipe band in the video were apparently very much into the spirit of things, shall we say, and were in fact singing the Mickey Mouse Club song, not Galway Bay.
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my favourite song of all time – thank you snuff.
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Always a pleasure, curious. You’ll dig the doco, then.
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What have those girls done to David’s pencil?
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the invite stipulates black tie, but this slob looks like an out of work waiter
there is a photo on the site of DFOC with a cardboard cutout of Pierce Brosnan.
The fact that Brosnan is their choice of Bond says everything you need to know about the state of journalism in this town
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I did see the shots too skink. Looks like there’s a fair suck of the sauce bottle going on.
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Excuse my ignorance but does this association not include any one who can take a photograph with the subjects head in it?
And does this association not have anyone who can set up a photo gallery without repeating the same few photos over and over again?
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See above comment WAtching.
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It WAs a stupid question…
But…
The sauce bottle would explain the photos but not the shoddy gallery…
Not that i think anyone really cares!
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I always took DFOC as a George Lazenby man, myself.
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Np, it’s Cohen being Bond as played by Rolf Harris circa 1959.
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Actually this is a better pic of Rolf .
And in the Six Degrees of Separation, Krazy Kym worked for Seven in the 80’s :-)
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Saw your work on the poll Bludge Willagee post Frank. That fight would have been better fought here.
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I’ve hardly done any stirring – it’s the Greens faction warriors who have done all the work and have ensured Peter Tinley will get in with a bigger majority than Carps :-)
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I thought this was just the promo pic from the new series of The Apprentice: Perth.
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Presumably the association can only afford short models. Or is DC 8 foot 3? Or has the outrage been one guy standing on anothers shoulders the whole time? One provides the profanity and the other the outrage?
Irrespective its oh so Worst. Outrageously Worst. Worstalicious.
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And what is that in the background, a Mazda MX5?
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it’s the Wincemobile
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I think the choice car of the journo is a toyota crown
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or a Nissan Cedric with an ejector seat
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release the toyota crowns!
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This time you want caravans on the back of them?
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Baravans, ljuke, only Baravans.
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I don’t think the Toyota Crown was released in any colour other than powder blue, was it?
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I’m sure it came in a brown, or was that the Cresida?
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Cressida.
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There is a Cressida in Mt Lawley with the licence plate ‘Cressida’. Surely that’s a worst.
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Brown and even gold I think.
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But the box of tissues and straw hat on the parcel shelf are after-market extras, right?
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and the bobble headed dog. xomes with the SS pack.
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Mine is mustard…
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and this is what journos will drive in the future…
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I am always impressed by the alacrity with which we all join a DFOC pile-on.
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If I ever end up thinking the Hopman Cup is an example of “vibrancy and diversity”, somebody stab me in my eyes until I am dead.
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Calling the tired old embarrassment of the Hopman Cup vibrant. It’s enough to make your head shake slowly.
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After looking at this post a few times today, I suddenly recalled attending The Hopman Cup ball back in the 1990’s and after a big night including dancing on the tables, i vibrantly hurled my heart out in the ladies for a good half hour or so.
This was of course the result of consuming a diverse mix of alcoholic beverages. Do you think that’s what the Minister had in mind?
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You are all so amusing.
Are you ALL closely related to Oscar Wilde?
The car was the latest Aston Martin.
I was wondering why there were no herring jokes, but remembered Cockster is on Rottnest.
See you at my big Ball.
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you only have one?
shades of hitler!
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Cookster has 2 (but small).
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HMoG!!
$165.00 to go to a presentation of incestuous awards to mob of masturbators whose effluence I would never even pay the cover price for.
They always have such high opinions of themselves, these journos.
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“Mob”, so that’s the collective noun for masturbaters, thanks Rolly.
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It’s “Palm” according to wiktionary . I would have preferred “Stand”.
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i believe that in australia it is mob, as in the old expression ‘you mob of wankers’.
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This photo makes less sense than the sack of flour, which in turn makes even less sense than the ice sculptor at last year’s ball.
But of course – all of it is an improvement on Verity James’s criminal speech at the ball in 2007. It made me sick then, and the memory makes me sick now.
I wonder what horror will be unleashed this time around.
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As noted before, one of the things I’ve wanted to do before I die is spill wine on Verity’s rack. Why was her speech bad? She wasn’t maggoted I hope.
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