Now finally some journalism we can really get our teeth into. Nurry, Mosellas, Cohen et al can merely dream of a scoop like this. Global warming is a British (British mind you) conspiracy to cause global genocide. Seemingly Prince Philip has something to do with it, and the British Imperial stooge Kevin Rudd.
I find it touching that someone thinks that Britain could still influence anything. We have had the 9-11 truthers, whose agenda for twaddle seemed to be a drought of girlfriend, but with copy like this, you’d be beating yourself off with a stick. Their logo also seems to include a giant penguin, an animal who will be first up against the wall when Prince Philip gets his influence stuck into them. A refreshing and mind expanding read. I recommend it. Found in Wembley Markets by Chris. Thanks for that mate.
The Worst of Perth 
As Lawrence said, I am just going outside and may be some time.
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I belive that this is a classic application of Godwin’s Law:
first to mention the Nazis loses:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
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I didn’t think Godwin’s law applied to print??
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I think this is a first
normally people who this nutty are only found on the fringes of the intertubes. they don’t normally get to print their opinions in their own paper, or actually form their own political party and stand for election.
unfortunately, due to proportional representation and preferences, there is a danger of crackpots like this getting elected. This is how a religious cretin like Stephen Fielding got to hold the balance of power in the Senate and decide this country’s fiskal policy.
Worse in the UK, where the BNP got elected, and now can demand air time on TV:
http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/broadcasters/bnps-question-time-invitation-quite-straightforward/5005327.article
whilst it is fun to deride these prats, they are genuinely dangerous
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Agreed skink. As Bento suggests it can be a struggle when you get to those last few barking mad candidates on the ballot paper.
Of concern is the majority of people entering a polling booth who have no knowledge of, or concern for politics, and are choosing to vote based on the name of the party. I suspect these guys know this which is why they chose such a benign sounding title.
I wonder where the funding is coming from?
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Inseminators B&S?
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We need to encourage these loonies. The more of them, the more they’ll split the crazy vote between them.
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that is actually a very valid point,
but is there a danger that they might pool their preferences in the Upper House and might just offer an above the line vote: “Vote 1 Crazy”
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speaking of nutters, check IC today, Tuesday 15th Sept.
xxx xxx xxx xxxxx xx xxxxx xx xx xxxx xxx x xxxxx xxx I’ve phoned Rob Broadfield at IC about this also. Watch the potential fireworks.
I haven’t been able to see IC today, so I’ll have to x you for the moment Orbea.
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Ziss about numberplates, or the Bayswater candidate.?
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They’re doin numberplates again? Leave that to TWOP.
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Were you picking up on the Adolf vibe, orbea?
88 not so great?
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Not quite. My comment was voluntarily blocked out as the comments traduce a certain candidate for local council. Let’s just say that twenty seven years isn’t long enough…
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We are thinking the same orbea.
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i see what you mean lisa. as a baysie resident i will make a point of voting properly this time.
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Oh why don’t I know what your talking about?? Are us Freo people so out of touch?
I did see the full post yesterday Orbea but have no idea what it was about.
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gotta stop breathing that rarefied air and get out in the real world shazz!
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The lead must be going to my head curious.
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When you elect people like Adele Carles…..
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Being a member of the Greens may be annoying, ineffectual and a waste of a good seat in parliament, but it’s not officially a crime…
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Proving that the crackpots can run on a unity ticket.
http://www.stevefielding.com.au/forums/viewthread/400/
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an the ticket woud be called “six plausible things before breakfast”.
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I worry about people.
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Say what you will, but I like having the La Rouchies around.
It’s comforting to have a safe buffer of lunatics before being forced to decide which of the quasi-fascists or crypto-racists to put last on the ballot paper.
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In which case they get a “1” on your ballot paper.
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boy, I must lead a sheltered life, because I had never heard of LaRouche before today.
he really is king of the crackpots. Some of his conspiracy theories are so bizarre as to border on comic genius.
global warming is caused by radiation from the Crab Nebula.
the new world order is being created by a conspiracy involving Queen Elizabeth, Henry Kissinger, the Rothschilds, the World Wildlife Fund and HG Wells.
and here was me thinking that the real conspiracy was between The Illuminati, the Inter City Firm and The Wiggles.
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When you say Inter City Firm you mean City Farm right? That place looks like a hotbed to me.
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no, the Inter City Firm, a gang of racist football hooligans in London.
all of the Wiggles have West Ham United tattoos on their left forearms, and the all-seeing eye on their right. That’s why they have to wear the long sleeved skivvies.
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Hang on: what about the Jews?
Don’t forget we’re responsible for both running the industrial-military complex by tilting share markets, AND fomenting global socialism.
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and Neil Diamond.
don’t forget that you are responsible for him
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Completely off topic, but Frank are you out there? STM has sent you a direct message on Twitter to let you know you’ve won an iPod Shuffle – you have to respond before Friday or your prize will be cruelly snatched from your grasp.
Jayzus, I’ve been getting emails from CECA… be fucked if I know where they got my email address.
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It was when you formed that crab nebula twitter group.
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Xenu beamed your address straight to their tinfoil hats, Cookster. Clearly.
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I don’t think they favour the tin foil hat… more the Christmas Cracker variety for this lot. Very big in Coburg – novelty hats and Halal meat.
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Anthing to say about Patrick Swayze Bento?
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I trust they will be screening “To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar” this evening on Channel 7 in appeciation.
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Oh please don’t go there. I’m gonna be doing a Swayze marathon over this. Roadhouse, Point Break and Donnie Darko, all whilst weeping.
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We’ll get him when he comes back in.
He’s not coming back in.
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No Ghost or Dirty Dancing ljuke?
And what about Mike Leyland Bento???
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My mum’s favourite movies of all time. If Richard Gere dies, the circle will be complete for her.
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I notice u didn’t weep when Rodney Dangerfield died. Hypocrite.
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Have you guys noticed: Estelle Getty – 2008, Bea Arthur – 2009. Betty White and Rue McClanahan had better watch out.
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‘Scattered all over the countryside, that’s Mike Leyland, that’s Mike Leyland…’
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They’re dropping off like flies – now it’s Keith Floyd.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/15/2686877.htm?section=justin
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I loved old Floyd, hopeless drunk that he was. Just asked the office, ‘do you remember Floyd, the celebrity TV chef who was always pissed and rambling?’ The silence was deafening.
Frank, we are getting old…
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can I be the first to say:
” Good Rid-dirty-dance!”
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This is a manna from heaven for Mix 94.5 to put on extra high rotation the Dirty Dancing Soundtrack and Unchained Medley from Ghost. Oh and expect the digital download of his vocal effort She’s Like The Wind” re-entering the charts – oh the benefits of those, no waiting to press up singles for reissue when someone carks it.
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I may be wrong (and stupid), but I think he probably looked a little too much like Prince Philip at the end for a chart resurgence – the images are inextricably linked.
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Yep, I did get it – what is the exact prize ?
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Frank, I think we’re talking an iPod shuffle here – http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/
Plenty of space to store all your tunes. Are you in the digi age when it comes to music?
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You could get all the hits, Frank.
Gough’s Dismissal speech, Keating’s Redfern speech, Carp’s Concession speech… The list goes on.
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Carp who ? Oh you mean Crap-Ender.
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An speakin of crap-endings Lannie McT will be off to Washington I mean Canberra where she’ll be minister assisting the minister in charge of multi billion dollar boondoggles until everybody in Australia hates her (not too long I imagine).
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But she’ll make mince meat of the Liberal opposition who will be reduced to 3 men and the Nattrass Mattress who needs a nuclear device to remove her from her seat :-(
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i am looking forward to the blood bath.
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There’s a woman in the Liberal Party, Frank ?
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Well at least they don’t look like Robyn McSweeney who looks like a bad drag act.
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Frank, Frank, Frank, you win one nano, and you turn into Rolly.
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Thou shalt not take my Name in vane
How’s the weather, cock ??
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I’m a CD and Vinyl freak – though I do have a large collection of mp3’s of long deleted oz Albums and singles which I get from a great blog called midoztouch.
http://www.midoztouch.com/index.php
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update, rang up the nice Jodie at the Slimes, sent an email with my snail mail details so she can send me a letter to present at the front counter at the slimes :-)
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Tell them it’s a fucking outrage it wasn’t an iphone. Are they calling you a loser by giving you a nano?
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There’s an unhealthy quantity of Matt Taylor’s work on that website (what, no demand for CD reissue?) which reminds me of my favourite Dave McComb story.
Teenage Dave was at one of those wonderful 1970s Saturday afternoon free shows at the Concert Hall. Matt Taylor finally finished one of his never-ending blues things, and at an appropriately silent moment – when the crowd should have been applauding – Dave yelled out: “Funk it up, Baldie” leading to a furious rant and storm off the stage by Taylor to great amusement of audience.
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Bento: I share your concern with the quasi-fascists adn the crypto-racists, but what about the wife-beaters?
Who to put last is always the hardest call.
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I like the pic of the skulls.
“This is what genocide might look like” type deal.
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the skull on the right is actually the Duke of Edinburgh
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Well the back page ( page 4!) has a photo of Obama with a Hitler type Moustache. Take that Obama!
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You actually read that far ????
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Indeed it does, chris. This certainly sets a standard against which all other crackpots will henceforth be measured. I do like the sign above the members of the LaRouche Youth Movement on page 3.
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Click to access NCv6n12.pdf
I’m tempted to order the DVD.
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Gotta love the title for Sir Frank MacFarlane –
‘Australian Eugenicist and Bacteriologist/Viral warfare proponent.’ I mean who isn’t?
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I want to know who puts this newspaper ( complete with stand) at the uber middle class Wembley Markets of all places. I nearly choked on my beef teriyaki.
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When you say the Wembley Markets, do you mean that god-awful food court where you pay $10 for a plate of slop out of the ‘bucket-o-curry’?
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Oh come on Cookster. The Wembley markets are certainly at the upper end of quality viz the ‘deep fried turds’ that are food courts in Perth. Been to Carousel lately?
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Jesus Chris, the last time I went to Carousel was when my girlfriend at the time was working there as a pharmacy assistant. That was 20 years ago.
There is a decent Asian-fusion restaurant there and a remarkably good Spanish food shop, but the rest is pretty bog standard and not that cheap.
As far as decor, I’ve often thought it would make an excellent worst of candidate – particularly the ‘rock star’ images above the gloomy indoor play area.
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The whole of the carousel area is the biggest worst around. You can spend 40 minutes driving around the outside of that shopping centre and never actually find the way in!
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Yeah and once you are in you cant get out. The foodhall is one big feeding trough truly a worst of epic proportions.
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I’m pretty sure this bunch hawk their wares at the corner of William and Roe at least one morning a week.
I don’t like conspiracy theories shoved in my face until at least 9.30am
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Well this puts the Pelican to shame, I am taking notes for our final edition.
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Also take notes from Grok’s “creative corner” Jeeeezus.
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Then again they’re still doing better than Grock…
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I picked up Pelican at the Tav the other day, and there was actually some shit to read. Grok gets more ridiculously dimwitted every edition.
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Keep ’em coming guys, you flyboys crack me up.
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Given the rabid response of the 9-11 truthers I would hope for a truly gratifying reaction from the purveyors of this periodical given level of lunacy displayed. But instinct suggests that the membership of the Australian Citizens Electoral Council is approximately 1 in each State. Their reading list might not encompass this blog and they can hardly answer the phone to their friends calling about it with the tinfoil helmet in the way.
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according to Wiki they have 549 members throughout the country
as to the question ‘where does the money come from’, they received one donation of $862,000, the largest single political donation in Aus history, from a Queensland cattle rancher.
Probably sick of getting buzzed by flying saucers on his station
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… and the anal probes.
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I’ve seen people handing out the CEC rag at Fortitude Valley station, and was tempted to do up to them and sing, to the tune of “Teddy Bears Picnic”, “If you support Bretton Woods today, be sure you’ll be crucified”
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The latest from my CEC e-letter:
“This week’s proclamations of economic recovery, from U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, President Barack Obama, and Kevin Rudd, amount to spitting into the wind of the exploding mass strike revolt in the U.S. and elsewhere, that is being driven by the worsening economic collapse.”
Cheery bunch, aren’t they?
“Lyndon LaRouche, the world’s most accurate economic forecaster, who is warning of a mid-October economic breakdown, identifies this growing revolt as a true “mass strike”, like that of 1989 when the Berlin Wall fell. Not long prior to that historic event, East German Secretary General of the Communist Party, Erich Honecker, declared that the German Democratic Republic (East Germany) would last a thousand years. But the people’s movement succeeded in bringing down the Berlin Wall in less than six weeks. (Click here to view a 7-minute video on this subject).
“Mr LaRouche warned President Obama this week to beware of walking in the footsteps of Honecker, who was completely out of touch with reality.
“Other world leaders, like Kevin Rudd, who have rammed “recovery talk” down the throats of the masses will face the same fate if they fail to speak the truth and propose real solutions as the economic breakdown crisis escalates over the months of September and October.
“Ultimately, if they wish to survive, politically, even physically, they will be forced to turn to the real economic recovery plans of LaRouche and the CEC:
• Bankruptcy reorganisation, through the Homeowners and Bank Protection Bill;
• Replacing the globalised monetary system with a new credit system, based on a new national bank;
• Large-scale infrastructure development, to meet current and future water, power and transportation needs.”
If they wish to “Survive… physically” WTF? Watch out for the odd looking bloke hanging out on the grassy knoll.
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The stock photograph of skulls really turns this from “Schlock” to “Scary”. At least, I hope it’s a stock photograph.
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