You’d think that as Fairfax circled the toilet bowl, there might be some attempt at a last stand, some quiet dignity, something we could remember them for before they reach that big poo chopper in the sky. Instead this. Remember, ladies we want your vote. Are we fucked? Flush once for yes… Goodbye metrosexuals, and goodbye Fairfax.
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Ahh, catering for the Bogan dmographic – like 6PR really.
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Couldn’t have said it better myself. I wonder if you could class Paul Murray as a “Tradie” ?
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I wonder if Rolly will enter?
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“David Cohen
I wonder if Rolly will enter?”
My claims to fame do not include being a working man nor extend to having a female fan base.
Perhaps the expression that includes “…in an iron lung” and the term MCP are rather closer to the mark.
Jeez, what just what have you been smoking D(fo)C ???
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You can just rely on you bumpkincentric credentials no?
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Microsoft Certified Professional?
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There is something disturbing about awarding a prize to one stereotype in an attempt to denigrate another.
What’s next? A competition to say goodbye to feminists and award a prize to the girl with the biggest tits?
Will somebody please flush!
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It’s newspapers, margeryx.
You can expect intelligent, well considered discourse from the mainstream media.
Not from this blog and it’s commentators either.
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Interesting assumption that all tradies are blokes as well! Wheres the chicks Fairfax Digital Network? Ey?
Look I think if our countries hard working buffed up young tradies wanna have a “Buff Off” for a ute thats grand! But lets not cast off the poor jaded Metrosexual Male! Whats wrong with that lot, have they all porked out lately, has there been some barreling we missed, are they simply too fat now? What? I demand a retraction! I am Metrosexual and proud god dammit!I live in the city and I am frisky as hell bugger it!!
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I wanted to see “Chicks with dicks – we want your vote.”
Marg re: There is something disturbing about awarding a prize to one stereotype in an attempt to denigrate another.
Yes there is. I wish I had said that.
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You’re metrosexual now? Really? Don’t they have to know how to tie a club or windsor knot let alone knowhow to wear a tie? Metrosexual? I call au contraire.
Rolly
That’s soooooooooooooooo bumpkincentric.
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What do you expect from a media organisation whose Talk Station in Perth emply Millsy & Tony Mac to do Breakfast, have a pseudo SNAG Simon Beaumont, Brian Burke’s only true friend beside Julian Gril Bob Maumill a Grumpy old millionaire Redneck Sattler, and Adrian Barich :-)
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Big Pam Casellas came up with a better idea in her blog titled:
“Euthanasia: would you want to watch a man die?”
well, yes
let’s a voter poll to decide who we’d want to see involuntarily euthanased on live TV
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“You can expect intelligent, well considered discourse from the mainstream media.”
That should have read “You can NOT expect………”
“Neither from this blog of ‘Metrocentric Twats'(©Rolly2008)” might have been more appropriate in view or TLA’s ripost.
The metaphoric macular degeneration of these tunnel-visioned town dwellers is remarkable by it’s laser like incisive idiocy.
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“Its” doesn’t require a possessive apostrophe. Not here in civilisation, nor there in Dumbleyung.
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I’m not sure about euthanasia in general for terminal diseases etc, but I do believe it’s an abuse of human rights not to allow the choice when I’m confronted with another half-page Pam Casellas column about quilting or CWA puddings.
Yeah Fraterniteh I thought that ever since Charlene on Neighbours, it was widely acknowledged that a young woman not in possession of university entrance type brains is just as entitled as a young man to seek Cashed Up Bogan status (and a ute!) via a trade. 6pr though.
Margeryx “A competition to say goodbye to feminists and award a prize to the girl with the biggest tits?”
They already had that one, and Nikki won – even without nipples, she can make the tradies throw their wages at her apparently.
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Orright, Orrite, Bento,
It’s my Parkinson’s getting the better of me.
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I am hoping that Pam Castle-ass will be one of those put against the wall with Limpwrist and Nurry when the Stokes cull begins
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But then where will we go for our quilting news and gossip??
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One of my friends a the west told me yesterday that the west website is gonna be closed down soon. Apparently it’s all merging with the Yahoo7 website in a few months.
No more ripping on the Worst, sadly.
Guess stoke wasn’t wasting any time after he got on the board.
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Somehow the ‘submit’ button deleted letters out of my words. Not me.
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