Instead of international worsts, I thought I’d use this worstoff to try and clear just a few of the giant backlog of submissions. A couple of people have been after this lovely sticker. Fuck off we’re full. Finally captured by Chris.
We're full of it
and David Cohen caught this abomination at Araluen.
Cunt really has become the word of the year hasn’t it? (It’s the new bastard I hear.) Alex snapped this in his architecture class as Curtin. I’m really more worried about the person who is hanging themselves in the background. What’s the future of architecture in Perth looking like Alex? Some more budding Convention Centre designers in this year’s crop?
There has been some discussion about fading Chinese restaurants in Perth. here is a shot of the interior of the Ambassador in Cannington I found in my archives. Former Gold plate, now just white plate. I still don’t have a shot of The Firecracker.
Worst well this weekend.
The Worst of Perth 
Chris is lucky he didn’t catch a few rounds from the m-16 this Nam vet (by the look of those military bars?) no doubt has stashed under the front seat of the Pajero.
Alex, is teh cunt pic some kind of bizarro suicide note, ie, I am a cunt and therefore I hung myself in tutorial room 104.cunt?
Poodles… yes, I have one. A small one with a nasty skin rash and a tendency to go all Linda Blair when cornered.
That’s all.
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No the driver was a fifty something behemoth woman with a permanent look of disgust on her face. There was a sticker on the other side which said ‘come to our country then speak english’ of similar. all class…
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Aliens all, let us reject
for we are young, gun-free.
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil
though not for refugees.
Our land abounds in nature’s gifts
which we refuse to share.
Your boat goes down?
Your children drown?
Australia doesn’t care!
In spiteful strains now let us sneer:
Advance Australian Fear.
David, are you sure that is a real dog? My son made something just like it out of pipe-cleaners and cotton wool when he was in kindy. Actually, his was more life-like.
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Vic, LA errs: the pooch pic was sent to me by a source, so I can’t say for sure. It’s 50-50 I reckon.
My wife agrees with LA about cunt being the new bastard and predicts we’ll be hearing it on Home and Away within 12 months. In our day of course bum and bloody were the words you used if you wanted to set off a social/parental neutron bomb. You didn’t even THINK the c-word.
The best musical use of the word is, of course, local performer Don Smith’s song, ‘What You Lookin’ At, Cunt?’
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TISM were a bit handy with the c-bomb. The album “”Censored Due to Legal Advice”, was to be called Äustralia, the Lucky Cunt”.
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It was called “Australia the Lucky Cunt” with a Ken Done koala shooting up on the cover. I have a copy of the disc.
Then Ken sued TISM, then TISM changed the cover art and album title with Sinead O’Connor tearing up a photo of the pope.
The TISM album http://www.tism.wanker.com.au had the classic song “I might be a cunt, but I’m not a fucking cunt” with the accompanying video a pisstake of the Tommy Lee Pamela Anderson sex video. According to wiki its a parody of a Mimi MacPherson sex tape.
TISM Ron Hitler Barassi is now plying his wares with “Root” country music I believe, dont think they have toured Perth yet.
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saw a Root CD in a Melbourne record store for $10 about 2 years ago, dunno WHY I didn’t buy it…
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Also, the original Lucky Cunt CD must be worth a few bob, they were only out for a week or so before being withdrawn, I think
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thirty five months and Home and Away still havent dropped the cunt
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Tony Martin once recommended substituting the expletive “fuck” with “piss”. Not in an attempt to tone down the swearing, just because it feels good to shout “PISS!” when something goes wrong.
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The Ambassador? Went there for my send off do from the Public Service. Don’t remember the twirly dragon pillar thing, but then, I was probably too ecstatic at the thought of never having to deal with either pollies or the general public ever again to notice anything much.
I seem to remember the food was OK though.
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David, I thought the C word quite a lot. But I gave it a capital C.
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Interesting to note that the sticker holder in photo 1 is a Vietnam veteran (note the campaign ribbon sticker underneath).
Probably has a right to say his piece about reffos after being spit on by his own countrymen forty years ago. YMMV.
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Pedro – I don’t see the connection. Are you suggesting these ‘reffos’ had something to do with Australians’ reactions to the Vietnam War?
Relax, Bento, don’t feed the trolls…
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Yeah Bento wot’s yer problem ? This cons-piracy ( reffo Vietnam )is up ther wiv all the other ones on this website : The Gogol cons-piracy , the zombie cons-piracy ( wich LA revealed) an the plumbers. After all these bloke fought for the country : fought for it to be free of reffos ; so rite minded , good , clean livin , folks coud go about there business wivout being interruped by someone who can’t speak English proper.
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The abomination is who-ever did that to the poor pooch.
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Ken Oaf, I fink ya meen “carnt talk english gud”. Wut r ya? Sum kinda interlekchul?
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So you’ve finally found Ann of WA’s (from various newsblogs) fame car then ?
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Worst TV Headsup – Talking Heads on ABC 1 at 6.30pm – Jill Perryman, aka Tod Johnston’s Mum.
It is also replayed on ABC2 Tuesdays 4.30pm
Though it clashes with the Great Election Debate on Ch 9.
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The ‘c-bomb’ on the back of the chair probably relates to the legend that Curtin University was going to be called “Curtin University of New Technology” until some bright spark realised what the acronym would be…
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@ #3 – vic demised – brilliant! just wondering where that sticker might have been manufactured – my bet’s on China.
what an awesome weekend worst off, so much fodder. good for the site, doesn’t say much for our fair citizens though…
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do you think the “fuck off we’re full” sticker is bad?
I saw a customized number plate in Perth that says: FOFWERFUL
That means that the state gov of WA has authorized a racist slogan on an official car registration plate. What does that tell you about this bogan state?
I just called the transport dept on 13 11 56 to confirm that they actually did release such a plate and they told me yes, they have no problem with racist slogans on number plates.
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marco, GET OVER IT!!! its a fucking number plate.
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yes, it’s number plate with an offensive and racist slogan on it.
how’s about you get over your tiny minded zenophobia?
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Dear fofwerful. I have no problem with you expressing xenophobia in this forum or elsewhere. I even welcome you to express your anger at me being a foreigner (wog boy) living in WA. I’m a big supporter of freedom of expression and I can take a hit. What you might not realize is that a sate government has a responsibility to represents it’s citizens, so if they condone these slogans on their official registration plates, they are sending a clear message to the rest of Australia and foreigners visiting or living here that their state has a xenophobic view. It’s no coincidence that WA is the state where this is possible. Unfortunately it sends (another) message to the east that we are a bogan state. JJJ were so shocked that they did a hack show on it asking me to come into their studio. Even in QLD, the plate LOASFK got recalled because it was considered being too offensive
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Good for you Marco polo.
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Seconded. Bravo for your contribution to bringing illumination to this all-too-often benighted state of Worst Aboundshere. We truly have some fucking muppets both pulling the strings and having their fists up their own dateholes.
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And if I were the target-practicing type, I’d be taking aim at all those car windows and panels that have those egregious FOWF or LIOL stickers. But I know that violence begets violence and I would be conceding if I stooped to their level.
Yeah. Fuck Off, We’re Full of Ugly Australians.
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When you see why England and other European countries are going bankrupt is because of mass immigration policies.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx more moronic racist shitxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Wilson Tuckey was rightxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx All Immigration.Be happy that you are an Australian dont ruin it by overpopulating.You lucky ozzies
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Tuckey is Australia’s fucking greatest intelectual,you one eyed git.
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One eyed trouser snake be buggered. It is right what they said about the temple of Horus. You just can’t accept that Temple of Horus had caved in, effectively entombing Lara, she is PRESUMED dead not actually dead you morons. And you call ME racist?!!!!?????? You can’t tell me that you totally accept that the Jews had nothing to do with the Temple of Horus. if you do, you are dumber than they think. Of course they did. Totally ripped my Jan 2 1049am apart log.which was not racist as you think everythink is.Do you only publish stuff that you agree on in this webpage. Freedom of free speech my arse.LA
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Hillarious.Reminds me of the chinese media bans your website.Dont mention jews to me i look at all people as equall ,thats racist.Wilson Tuckey lover
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This is not a fucking democracy cockhead. If you want to spout racist shit, start your own fucking hate website. Why should i publish your shit here? Your outrage that I won’t promote your hate filled rantings is quite baffling.
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Yes it is. Quite obviously.
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I missed this one glorious piece of anglo, what a turd/darch
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It’s you isn’t it Wilson.
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Cheer up , Wilson. You’ve racked up a whole 17 followers on your blog since September. Still not a single comment though.
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http://wilsontuckey.blogspot.com/
I think he’s dead
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And to think that it passed the vetting process, whereby earlier the numberplate “FIG JAM” was, as I have heard (I’m not 100% sure of the veracity of this story, or whether it is merely apocryphal), rescinded back in the mid-or-late-90s soon after it was issued, upon realising what it was an acronym for.
At least FIG JAM is a harmless bit of schoolkid humour, unlike the other one with its sinister and wholly unsavoury undertones. Makes one want to consider the idea of scrapping vanity plates (a far more apt term , I feel) altogether, especially with the ones words composed with both letters and numbers (without puns), because someone else beat them to the punch earlier with the original intact word(s).
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Is that dog real? its very ugly and girly
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