Which do you believe, this one, or Brendon Julian claiming that Dunsborough is not a craphole? Capricorn festival sounds like it should be some kind pagan pants off, orgies around the fire type of affair. The billboard suggests otherwise, unless he is a master warlock.
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Damn I can’t go to the Capricorn Festival, I’m a pisces
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I’m not sure whether I’m a Virginian or a Librarian but all my ex’s have generally treated me like a cuspidor. :D
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Yes well Capricorn , the cardinal earth sign , is the sign of the real estate agent He’s just had his dose of Viagra and is running for soy joy for the BDS.
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“It’s the kind of place you’d rather be….seen chased by Allan Bond in his wetsuit yelling “I’ve still got another Americas Cup in me!!!”…
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You think the sign’s bad? Try the website listed on it – http://www.capricornproject.com.au
The first thing I was confronted with was a picture of a dog’s arse, and the sound of a toilet flushing three times, repeatedly. I’m still not sure what to make of it.
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looks like Clive James
can’t wait to see the Germaine Greer version
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Bento: Add the dog’s arse to the first line “Put your hand up quick”, and you’ve got pure gold. GOLD!
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They’re all fucking nutcases up there.
There’s about 3000 people living in Yanchep/Two Rocks and they have at least 3 local art groups and an number of environment groups, all of whom are in a state of permanent feuding with the rest.
If you’re ever up there, cop a look at the local rag. It’s run by a bloke who used to be a local councillor and, at its height, used to be devoted to a) personal attacks on his political opponents and; b) constant bitching about local drivers.
Having worked up there for a bit it is my fond hope that, one day, the mother ship will return and take the fucking lot of them back to their home planet.
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Bento I can’t open the site. Needs password. Dog’s arses and toilets? Could be a painting.
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Sorry LA – seems to be some problem with the link. Try manually typing the URL into your browser – it’s worth the effort.
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I think maybe it’s the companion ‘installation’ piece to go with the Alsatian Rampant painting.
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Oh, got it. The full stop was the problem.
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Aha! Feel free to edit my post to fix the link.
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Let’s see, if a longhorn is a cow,
and a Unicorn is a magic horse…
What the heck is a Capricorn?
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A magical Ford coupe with a tendency to explode?
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Only 50 minutes from the city and yet it seems to be a whole other country, a very hokie country…
Had a look at the website, I can only assume they are trying to atrract the type of people who like dog’s arses.
Under local Entertainment, there are only two listings – Two Rocks Tavern and Civic Video.
The community news page happily annnounces there are 35 types of venomous snakes native to WA…
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“The community news page happily announces (that) there are 35 types of venomous snakes native to WA…”
I thought that there were more parliamentary seats than that !?
(Though, judging by the still discernible pommy accents of a few of the incumbents, not all of the seats are occupied by natives.)
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