Capricorn

Which do you believe, this one, or Brendon Julian claiming that Dunsborough is not a craphole? Capricorn festival sounds like it should be some kind pagan pants off, orgies around the fire type of affair. The billboard suggests otherwise, unless he is a master warlock.

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17 Responses to Capricorn

  1. Anonymous Perthon says:

    Damn I can’t go to the Capricorn Festival, I’m a pisces

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  2. Rolly says:

    I’m not sure whether I’m a Virginian or a Librarian but all my ex’s have generally treated me like a cuspidor. :D

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  3. Yes well Capricorn , the cardinal earth sign , is the sign of the real estate agent He’s just had his dose of Viagra and is running for soy joy for the BDS.

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  4. The Porcelain Challenged! says:

    “It’s the kind of place you’d rather be….seen chased by Allan Bond in his wetsuit yelling “I’ve still got another Americas Cup in me!!!”…

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  5. Bento says:

    You think the sign’s bad? Try the website listed on it – http://www.capricornproject.com.au

    The first thing I was confronted with was a picture of a dog’s arse, and the sound of a toilet flushing three times, repeatedly. I’m still not sure what to make of it.

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  6. Mez says:

    looks like Clive James
    can’t wait to see the Germaine Greer version

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  7. adam1975 says:

    Bento: Add the dog’s arse to the first line “Put your hand up quick”, and you’ve got pure gold. GOLD!

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  8. crankynick says:

    They’re all fucking nutcases up there.

    There’s about 3000 people living in Yanchep/Two Rocks and they have at least 3 local art groups and an number of environment groups, all of whom are in a state of permanent feuding with the rest.

    If you’re ever up there, cop a look at the local rag. It’s run by a bloke who used to be a local councillor and, at its height, used to be devoted to a) personal attacks on his political opponents and; b) constant bitching about local drivers.

    Having worked up there for a bit it is my fond hope that, one day, the mother ship will return and take the fucking lot of them back to their home planet.

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  9. Bento I can’t open the site. Needs password. Dog’s arses and toilets? Could be a painting.

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  10. Bento says:

    Sorry LA – seems to be some problem with the link. Try manually typing the URL into your browser – it’s worth the effort.

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  11. Bento says:

    I think maybe it’s the companion ‘installation’ piece to go with the Alsatian Rampant painting.

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  12. Oh, got it. The full stop was the problem.

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  13. Bento says:

    Aha! Feel free to edit my post to fix the link.

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  14. Big Texan says:

    Let’s see, if a longhorn is a cow,
    and a Unicorn is a magic horse…
    What the heck is a Capricorn?

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  15. Bento says:

    A magical Ford coupe with a tendency to explode?

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  16. Scurrilous says:

    Only 50 minutes from the city and yet it seems to be a whole other country, a very hokie country…

    Had a look at the website, I can only assume they are trying to atrract the type of people who like dog’s arses.

    Under local Entertainment, there are only two listings – Two Rocks Tavern and Civic Video.

    The community news page happily annnounces there are 35 types of venomous snakes native to WA…

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  17. Rolly says:

    “The community news page happily announces (that) there are 35 types of venomous snakes native to WA…”

    I thought that there were more parliamentary seats than that !?
    (Though, judging by the still discernible pommy accents of a few of the incumbents, not all of the seats are occupied by natives.)

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