Worst Brothel (architecture that is). Minor adult satire warning.
Since a post on The Worst Brothel Conversion, search engines have been directing a torrent of search results for “Perth Brothel, Brothels in Perth…etc, etc, etc” to Worst of Perth. So much so that Worst of Perth is well inside the top ten google results for Perth brothels – well ahead of many legitimate knock shop links! Fortunately for you pathetic devils, Worst of Perth is in a position to help, whilst also providing a standard irony service to it’s usual punters. Here is an incredibly ugly brothel on Beauford Street Inglewood. Could it look more depressing? The light isn’t even red! If you can’t find this one, you are never going to get any.
Worst of Perth wants to make it clear that it has never had to pay for it.
Lovely T shirt contribution from Hokusan. You may need to read comments below. Minor adult satire warning..
At least it has air-conditioning and off-street parking.
I think OFF needs to be in capitals G1.
What makes me feel uncomfortable about this photo is that the fencing around the property next door is the sort of fencing generally used around child-care centers
Oh you know the building?
who knew huge yellow perspex signs attached to large leaning poles could be so discreet? much more comforting to neighbours than the traditional red light i’m sure. by the way are there any moves for heritage listing of the signpost? that’s a worrying angle that could only get worse with wayward parking curb crawlers.
Also needs a sepaate category for
1. Place most likely to have sex slaves ( from the Ukraine , Thailand etc)
2. Place with the highest number of broken down drug addicts (aka grassy molls)
I didn’t even know 835 was a brothel, so you’ll have to help me out with sex slaver locations.
worst brothel (architecture) seems like a cop-out.
either the sex is great and reasonably priced or not.
whats next? worst mcdonalds architecture?
I only have experience with the outside of the building. I believe there will be a Perth’s Worst An*l blog starting soon for you though.
interestingly “perth’s worst anal” returns perth worst at #1 on google. so i suppose im already here/
How do I put crying with laughter in blog speak?
I haven’t been game to put that term in google yet, as I keep forgetting how to erase search history.
Now That would be a tshirt. Perth’s worst anal. Compelling. Who could fail to click that link?
Hehehehehehehehehe Is that how you found this site Hokusan?
I see your search in the stats Hoku
dear lazy aussie./
to commemorate today’s post i have made an entry for worst of perth t-shirt entry.
i hope it finds you well.solo.
I don’t know what to say. Seriously.
I really like the bit on the Tshirt that says
Did you mean: earth’s worst anal
The “earths worst” has to be somewhere and I think there is a good chance it is also in perth.
There are two more hits for perth’s worst anal today. Hoku again?
[...] find this building even more depressing than the dismal brothel on Beaufort Street. I think this one can be tagged with worst of the worst. No church is going to beat this house of [...]
I drive past this every day and never realised it was a brothel… ha!
Neither did I. Adam. Shouldn’t it be a red sign?
Does poor architecture for brothels also mean lousy & overexpensive sex services for clients ? Or is it purely architectural terms where on about here.
I have only experienced the outsides. What is the classic phrase? “I’ve never had to pay for it mate.”
I should be getting a commission. So many search results for brothels come through TWOP. I’m sure they’ve had to put more girls on.
How much do they charge per hour at this joint? better not be too expensive for a dodgy looking place!
Btw this place may look ugly, but it has the hottest asians in perth by far. some times they can be bitchy but they are the hottest
There speaks the voice of experience, methinks.
The place next door is a shrinks office nothing to do with child care.
To be rid of search history (and more) download CCleaner it will let you sleep safe.