I don’t know if there is more than one Serbian Orthodox retirement home in Perth, but if there’s not, then this is the worst. The “Mother In Law Tongues” licking at the bottom, (if I can put it that way) of the building add a nice sinister touch. What got this crappy but reasonably unremarkable building into The Worst of Perth, apart from the Cocos was that it was opened by Terry Burke, brother of notorious ex Premier and current shadowy figure Brian Burke. Having to settle for Terry would have been a big disappointment. Have had eight requests to cover Brian Burke as worst person. He’s on the list babies.