Tag Archives: *Worst of New Zealand

Throw in urine, faeces and semen…

Posted on December 8, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Throw in urine, faeces and semen and you’ve sold me guys. The advertising whiz who suggested this needs to be taken outside for a quiet word. When selling food products, don’t suggest that it may have bodily fluids in it. … Continue reading →

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Stuffed & Burnt Worst on Tour New Zealand

Posted on December 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

What can I say? Perhaps words are not advised  here. Vic do you…No, I withdraw that. And it seems incredible that someone would actuall buy such an obscenity, but taxidermy (like animal husbandry) seems to be a popular family hobby … Continue reading →

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Bollocks – In Aborigine, Worst on Tour New Zealand

Posted on November 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

This faux-doo seen in Fairlie South Island. Another obscenity where words may fail. I spluttered as I saw it. It also appears to be made of bamboo or something. Bollocks, or Bowlux in aborigine. Can’t Mr Eggington come over and … Continue reading →

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Pure Merino

Posted on November 25, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I usually try to stay away from Kiwi sheep rooting jokes, but sometimes they just make it impossible to avoid. This obviously is the fantasy. The reality likely to be a bit more gumboot based. You’d actually think they like … Continue reading →

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Cat Massage

Posted on November 24, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Moments after stating there wasn’t much worst in Hanmer Springs New Zealand, I walked out to a classic piece of ill considered graphic design. Hideous. I also bought the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten (or not eaten). Just because your … Continue reading →

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The Worst on Tour New Zealand. Pelvic Action

Posted on November 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

A WA connection on my first day in Christchurch. Apparently WA is trying to recruit NZ police officers. But first some disturbing news about a guy with a crushed pelvis. 3 in a bed New Zealand specialist Vic Demised tells … Continue reading →

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There’s No Such Thing as Free Tofu

Posted on May 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture – er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 6

Posted on May 17, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Four international worsts for Weekend Worstoff 6. Firstly a shot I took in Beijing. Don’t laugh, the Folk Music Club is in even worse shape. Mazarina sent in a nice worst from her trip to the Himalayas. I came for … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 3

Posted on April 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Looks Asian. In the tradition of picks from the West personals, how about “Looks Asian”? This means what? All the efficiency of a German with the looks of an Japanese? Come to think of it… The Worst of New Zealand. … Continue reading →

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