Tag Archives: worst art

Emptying her Jugs

Posted on October 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I couldn’t resist this one from Ross Salvage. Wide or close always the horror, the dolphin, the boozies, the hand… I was so taken aback, I forgot to check the price. Would someone really buy this?

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Winged, Norked and Wrapped in Plastic

Posted on October 10, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Come forth my lovely languorous Swan Valley Sphinx! and put your head upon my knee! And let me stroke your throat and see your body spotted like overripe muscat grapes! And let me touch those curving claws of yellow ivory … Continue reading →

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Back Door Babe

Posted on September 29, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In July, I expressed doubt at being able to do justice to this kangaroos orifice. I would be a little more confident with this one. Some kind of Asian sex toy? A fitting post for the first anniversary of The … Continue reading →

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Arseless Wonder

Posted on September 23, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I don’t actually know, but I put this awful statue of Paddy Hannan at the Burswood Casino down to The Smiths, a couple who have been infesting the city with well meaning but terrible bronzes for too many years. Another … Continue reading →

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Facial of The Gods

Posted on September 5, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Is there a Greek myth where Zeus chows down on an orchard of unripe olives, assumes the form of a bull and then craps all over a young maiden? It does sound sort of familiar, or am I thinking of … Continue reading →

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The Riddle of the Sphinx

Posted on August 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

is not, “What walks on 5 legs in the morning..?” but more like, “Why would someone build this in a garden in Kingston Street Nedlands? I do like the kerbing though. From Teh ‘Rage.

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The Golden Hind

Posted on June 24, 2008 by AHC McDonald

There is plenty of time to win this game, and to thrash the Spaniards too. Francis Drake Seen at Harvey Norman

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The Beachist

Posted on June 16, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person … Continue reading →

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Breasts and Dongers of WA Art

Posted on May 14, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Since we will go past an amazing quarter of a million views today, here are some dongers and boozies from me, as a token of appreciation. Most will be familiar, but there are a couple of new ones thrown in. … Continue reading →

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Doggy Style, Alsatian Rampant

Posted on March 7, 2008 by AHC McDonald

To say I was astounded by this photograph sent in by Drew would be an understatement. I babbled, I laughed like a gibbon, I cried like a chimp, I went “Wuh,wah, But what fuck uh, huh?” Could “Playtime” by I … Continue reading →

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