Wordless Worst Week – Beef and Something

Posted on May 17, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By Vic Demised. William Street Northbridge

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Aspect of Cow

Posted on May 15, 2010 by AHC McDonald

There has been a bit of talk about the southwest cow decorating festival recently. I found this shot taken by Cameron Zombie Cave in Busso. Superb composition and choice of angle from the young Zombie Cave I think. Even including the woman taking a pic from the wrong angle! Magnificent!

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Weekend Worstoff 108

Posted on May 15, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Outrage sent this in as a joke about dog cookies, but the real worst is the fucking turnups on those jeans! Speaking of dogs, Cookster found that Albany Ooshta extends beyond bottleshops open on Good Friday all the way to dog fashion. Gonzalez finds that the dickface graffiti warrior is back in Basso, despite all attempts by council to blank him out. Gonzalez notes also that the facial appendage has much more care for detail that the groin based organ. And you know how I have been urging Jesus jockeys to stay away from humour on their propaganda? Well WAtching makes the case for them t go back to comedy.

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Pole Alliance

Posted on May 14, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I even know some people who are learning the art of the pole here! I didn’t know it was so close to Camp Communard aka Media & Arts Alliance HQ. Talk about location, location! Bobbi’s Pole Dancing School is apparently doing a roaring trade with Media & Arts Alliance staff. Queues of union officials stubbing out rollies and hawking up phlegm abalones can often stretch from the MEAA office to Bobbi’s front door. MEAA staff may have lungs like bitumen driveways, but thanks to Bobbi’s classes, they also have abs and thighs like Greek Gods. I believe Outrage Cohen is taking the 4 week “Luscious Legs” course.

Bobbi’s, can we organise a discount for TWOP readers?
BTW, that red pole in the foreground is a light pole, and is not affiliated with Bobbi’s.

Apparently I need remind readers to consider their comments carefully.

Outrage Cohen is apparently being represented televisually.
http://fora.tv/2010/02/27/AC_Grayling_Its_All_Gone_To_The_Dogs


							

	
			

													
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Grandma Move House


			

				Posted on May 14, 2010 by AHC McDonald			


					

				
The name, the hideous typography, the 80’s design elements, (there’s even a smiley face), the sheer fucking cost of tricking up this melangeration of worsts, not a cent of which seem seem to have been paid to an actual graphic designer. Or maybe it was? No I can’t see anyone using that font. All these elements perturbed WAtching’s fork flogging brow. And I’m not even 100% sure it is a furniture removal company. Grandma move house? Are grandmas your demographic or your workforce? Wayne, please drop us a comment about your services. Glad to give you a plug if you can shed some light on the design chain – from bare truck to…to this. 

							

	
			

													
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More Art Crime


			

				Posted on May 13, 2010 by AHC McDonald			


					

				
Baffling. Just baffling.From Meccano in Melbourne.

							

	
			

													
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A Women’s Power


			

				Posted on May 13, 2010 by AHC McDonald			


					

				
A while since we’ve had a painting, and althought this is no Alsatiaon Rampant, it has many, many worst features, including being leant up against a dolphin poster. Another from Jaidyn-Jaxxon. Apparently on the back is written “A Women’s Power”. The gap is supposed to evoke a nip right? I believe this is Cannington.

							

	
			

													
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Vibrantor


			

				Posted on May 12, 2010 by AHC McDonald			


					

				
Now THIS was a vibrant city. Who could forget when David Measham would thrust us nurry deep into culture when The Western Australian Symphony Orchestra played “The Pops” and Perth Proms. Gag. One disk NOT Onkyo bound. 

							

	
			

													
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Flowers


			

				Posted on May 12, 2010 by AHC McDonald			


					

				
Flowers by WAtching.

							

	
			

													
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Dunvegan


			

				Posted on May 11, 2010 by AHC McDonald			


					

				
Stuber sent this from downtown Dianella (from Spencer Street, aka Perth’s Qianmen.) I’ve heard of Dunroamin before but Dunvegan? 

							

	
			

													
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