“And I will make you a seed driller of men…”Some gold in Matthew M ‘s dead phone archive. Somewhere in the wheatbelt.

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Harvesting Christians. I quite like the idea.Like a Soylent Green type of thing.

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As if PAL farts aren’t bad enough.

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hellvetica?

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Lucifa Sans Unicode.

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Crewbus sans Lucifer.

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Get the behind me Santa.

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thee

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The fuck behind me…

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This is serious, get thee in my behind

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gaffer tape sans irony

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Kerning is the devil’s work, apparently.

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Dingbat?

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Your content is underwhelming to say the least. If you are going to critique the worst elements of Perth there is really much richer material. The Worst of Perth – this website.

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You are.

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I love how they all think they are the first (fuck) wits to make that joke.

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Could be Peter Harried reminiscing

http://watvhistory.com/2010/09/peter-harries-reminisces/

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Apologies to F-Troop , and now slightly inapporpiates :

“Where Indian fights are colorful sights

And nobody takes a lickin’,

Where paleface and redskin

All turn meta !”

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Harvesting

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then contribute bitch.

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I’ll keep my bitch to myself, thanks.

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*you’re

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