Outrage Sunday 299 party kit

Posted on June 18, 2017 by rottobloggo

London fire + Just Cremations ad: many thanks to those who sent this. Of course such a tragedy would never happen here, given our superior building techniques and materials. In fact I think I’m right in saying being in a Perth high-rise is safer than doing a reverse-park in a Bunbury cul-de-sac.
Sergeant Donga saw this when we met at Toastface: “Modern art is rubbish,” he said. “Remember when Le Bateau was hung upside-down at MOMA for 47 days?”
Must run: planning for Krazy Kym’s birthday party. As Cottesloe Barbie says, Orange is for fun times!

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Fin de C&B

Posted on June 16, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I have to tell youse pigs that I’m probably going to finish The Worst of Perth at the 10th anniversary in September. A lot of C&B under the bridge in that time no? Still some nice pieces coming in. This stunning natural feature is in Matilta Bay. By Sue E. 

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‘laisebrook’

Posted on June 15, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Michelle T shares the spirit of Claisebrook. And an enthusiastic apostrophe frenzy. 

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 What am I looking at?

Posted on June 14, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Fremantle street yak. What am I looking at? By 1 Up. Are you looking at me? I don’t see anyone else here with a bankrupt ugg boot shop. Are you looking at me?

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Transferable Skills

Posted on June 13, 2017 by AHC McDonald

The navy can take a rebellious teenager and in just 5 years can turn them into an itinerant bike mender. 

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Keep Flying

Posted on June 12, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Unlike other groups of areseholes and knobheads, car flag wallahs have been as scarce as autumn, winter and spring rains. And summer rains. But kudos here. But is this Coles style early Xmas  tinsel, or is it lazy  xenophobia from last January? I hope the former. Note bonus “So Cros” (racist southern crosses) and cocii.  By Bento. 

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Outrage Sunday 298 empathy

Posted on June 11, 2017 by rottobloggo

Enough with the UK election and the Comey covfefe and the Twitter madness. Time for a shot of night-time tranquility, empathy, and integrity. KK took this on the way home from a musical event (or “gig”, as they say). How can something be both beautiful and terrifying?
Enough with the mansplaining while in socks and Crocs.
Bangalla Court is looking a little denuded. No sign of Fraka. Perhaps she’s flown south to Bertram for the winter.
As it’s Outrage Sunday, let’s finish with some religious art. This Jesus looks like James Cromwell. I’m getting an Inca vibe from the others people. I prefer the “sermon in Stepford“.

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Sucked off at the Albion

Posted on June 9, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another Pete F masterpiece. Teh rapture comes to Cottesloe. A $5 schooner can see you sucked off the planet to heaven. What..? Where..! Wot the fuck?

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Mrs Palmer’s Fortress

Posted on June 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I thought I’d posted this. But can’t find it. Fortress Palm in Joondanna. By Chris D. Also, the limestone letterbox has escaped sanction over the years.fortressd

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Hidden Valley 

Posted on June 7, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Orbea revisited the Brock memorial. He actually rode a treddly there. And apparently Brocky didn’t even cark it there! I live the bin rampant, and the whole thing is so lame- but what’s with the cuddly toys? Is there Brocky cosplay?

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