I have to tell youse pigs that I’m probably going to finish The Worst of Perth at the 10th anniversary in September. A lot of C&B under the bridge in that time no? Still some nice pieces coming in. This stunning natural feature is in Matilta Bay. By Sue E. 
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The Worst of Perth 
Veil TWOP with a fitting tribute.
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Couple more months to go
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Sounds like you’ve made up your mind, then.
TWOP will be much missed but we can all take comfort in the thought that it will probably not be required since there will be no new worsts in Perth *in the future*.
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FuturePerth is worst-preventative ( indicatively ) !
Long live overdevelopment for overseas millenials !
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Have never cruised matitla bay but once , and that was to pick up a chauffeur for an opulent celebrity wedding bash .
Is there a lot of action there seeking commemoration in cement petroglyphs ?
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I’ll be sad to see it go, but thanks for all the work!
Hopefully it’ll be archived somewhere…
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The future cunts will be all over it like Stormie Mills on the side of a Deli.
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Like Howard Sattler on a disabled cheese sandwich.
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Everything I think I know about Perth I learned from TWOP.
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Do any unsolved worst mysteries remain? Aside from why nobody but me remembers Christ Cream Motors?
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What happened to TL101? Did Richarbl continue getting “unexpected sex” after Cr Matt’s burn? Do B&S balls still exist? So many questions.
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That one post drove b&s underground.
Umm, why is the West still paying Murray?
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Where is the latest Stargate? Will the Street Guide ever get a new name? Why are so many people interested in dogging? Is Lionel Yorke still with us? Why did Frank calm down? What would happen if Abs Conder and Greg Hoey met?
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Jesus, that last one doesn’t bear thinking about.
What DID happen to tl101? Can the story not now finally be told?
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Yorkie? Yes. But would it kill Howard Sattler to die before the end of September?
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I looked for the Moora wormhole. Vanished Worst.
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Are octopuses on bus stops still a thing?
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There are still purple bras everywhere.
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A ‘growth’ industry – getting bigger by the day.
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Many thanks, TLA. It’s been an epic journey. Please forgive my TWoP tardiness of late. The offline world has been somewhat time consuming.
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May the glory of the Worst of Perth be celebrated for ten thousand years!
Thank you for your dedicated documentation of the flotsam and jetsam that truly has been the worst of this City of Lights.
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But also will be tuning in for the next few months, too.
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Did you get a job?
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Already have one.
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Maybe She-Ra can run TWOP from Bandyup when she exhausts the appeal process? Doesn’t hurt to ask.
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You heard it declared here first.
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Unlikely.
That would mean that she was giving something back to the community.
Against all her principles.
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Well you could have got Max Kay. Just saying
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That’s a bit like saying that you could have been boiled in oil instead of burned at the stake.
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Oh Dear! Oh Dear!
How am I ever going to keep up with the ever evolving horrors of urban living from which I have successfully escaped?
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mirror the site?
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I have a crapload of stuff to send you! Will try to get to it ASAP.
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Holy shit I missed this post. What a shame. But nothing lasts forever. TWOP has explained nearly everything about the world to me. No real mysteries remaining. I do wonder however, from time to time, who ended up owning Alsatian Rampant.
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Pretty sure it was Rose Hancock but it may have been lost in the move to Melbourne.
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