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Bollocks – In Aborigine, Worst on Tour New Zealand

This faux-doo seen in Fairlie South Island. Another obscenity where words may fail. I spluttered as I saw it. It also appears to be made of bamboo or something. Bollocks, or Bowlux in aborigine. Can’t Mr Eggington come over and … Continue reading

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Pure Merino

I usually try to stay away from Kiwi sheep rooting jokes, but sometimes they just make it impossible to avoid. This obviously is the fantasy. The reality likely to be a bit more gumboot based. You’d actually think they like … Continue reading

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Funkarama

There seems to be some disconnect between pictures and words here, or has the meaning of funkarama changed since I was a boy? Highgate. And I didn’t know where to put this, so, I put it here. it looked like … Continue reading

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Sell my arse

What kind of dumbarsery is this? Less controversial than risible. they need to see some bennetton ads for controversy sells, or some Singleton “Where ja get it?”magic. I like the Avant Guard Security sticker. Sounds like they wear berets. From … Continue reading

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Pert

Samantha sends in a great worst. The Perth sign on the river. Yes, Samantha, it does seem to be having some issues, although Pert may get more tourists than a sign saying Perth. In my talk with She-Ra, she was … Continue reading

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Miss Nude has no nipple

You’ve got to admire the achievements of our Nikki or “Nikki” as the sign has it. That a nipple deprived girl could even get through the first few rounds of Miss Nude Australia is accomplishment enough, but to win..? Kudos, … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 31

Kicking off with a melbourne worst from Meccano, which he submitted with the enigmatic title, “Worst self saucing.” AllI can say is “Where the Cunliffe waters, there water I.” And there has been some feverish animal suit discussion recently, and … Continue reading

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Cash Dancers

I’m your cash dancer A dancer for Wildcats Just what would Tiny Pinder do? Im your cash dancer A dancer for Wildcats And dancing for Wildcats will do Tina Turner Aussie Cash Dancers? Cash dancers? Does that bring up the … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 28

An excellent worst from Téa, combining the brown mist of bore water, with bad education dept spelling. She’s a bit coy on location. Téa will do you a good website too. That she finally got this in TWOP after 6 … Continue reading

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The Hunt for Drunk October

It’s Mo-tober, so here’s Octoberfest. Curtin University Tavern. What are those boys hiding behind their steins. And her hair?

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