Category Archives: *Worst of The World

Outrage Overseas tea with Dick

What better way to finish our time in the Lake District than tea at the Intake home? Dick and his family laid on a scrumptious scone spread. We even glimpsed the Bowness Monster from his tasteful waterfront balcony. Back to … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas gnome porn

Manchester: an Englishman’s home is his castle. While in northern Wales, it’s his Dunwoody.

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Outrage Overseas farting dog

Wonderful: deep in the Georgian splendour of Bath, someone makes the time to deface advertising with a farting Mambo dog.

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Outrage Overseas no war today

The country that gave us Shakespeare, Austen, Dickens, Woolf, and Orwell has degenerated to using phrases such as “adverse weather conditions” on signs. Mind you in Teh Pert these days we say “weather event”. Please, William, could your Norman and … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas Brighton filth

Mayor Jason Kitcat has a lot on his plate – and in his streets. Revolting bin men (and women) mean rubbish is lapping at the shores of the sea. The stench is delightful! The seagulls here are as big as … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 79 dunny humour

Indiana, Cottesloe. (Where else?). I have been mocked before on this weblog for my public service on Marine Parade. I just give and give and give. Enraging. Just enraging. Melville. A foreign friend drew my attention to some disgusting toilets … Continue reading

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The Mellinsville Horror Pt 2.

Second part of The Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten’s drive through zombie towns in the Hudson River Valley. BSWAM says… As the hills draw nearer, one heeds their wooded sides more than their stone-crowned tops. Those sides loom up so … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 60 Cranes, trains & automobiles

This bloke thinks Perth is worst. He was moaning about the place, and used the word worst. He staggered into the next carriage before we arrived at Perth, with transit guards in hot (delayed) pursuit. This doesn’t have the couchette … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 58 Snuffday

I can’t wait to go to Japan. Their crime reporters work hard, Krazy Kym and I can re-enact the getting off scenes from Lost in Translation, and there are lots of flags to collect. Our colleague Snuff is there, of … Continue reading

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WW 205 Bento’s boxes ticked

“The day Wangara ‘ticks all the boxes’ is the day I cash in my chips,” Bento said. “Corner of Motivation Drive and Excellence Drive! What a dynamic and proactive address!” From the ad: ‘OUTSTANDING INVESTMENT THAT TICKS ALL THE BOXES: … Continue reading

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