WW 205 Bento’s boxes ticked

“The day Wangara ‘ticks all the boxes’ is the day I cash in my chips,” Bento said. “Corner of Motivation Drive and Excellence Drive! What a dynamic and proactive address!”

From the ad: ‘OUTSTANDING INVESTMENT THAT TICKS ALL THE BOXES: 11 Excellence Drive, Wangara. Strong rental income…Secure tenant…Long term lease…12 Month bank guarantee…Modern building…Depreciation benefits.’

NF#1’s heart exploded with love when he saw this in Inglewood.

NF#1 was horrified by this, in Wembley:

NF#1 (him again) has decided to open a branch office in Northam, after seeing the exquisite Avon Towers. “Brutal/ist disused building in background is the old hospital, considered briefly as a location for the immigration detention centre,” he said.

Creepy – but at least there were no dolls.

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11 Responses to WW 205 Bento’s boxes ticked

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Nice use of the semi colon by our truth in real estate advertising street art friend.

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  2. mrsstone says:

    Great weekend worst BTW.

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  3. The Legend 101 says:

    Those appartments look like what the sign saids!

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    If only Motivation Drive and Excellence Drive were in Success. I’d move there immediately. Instead I’ll probably find myself snapping off a Darch as usual.

    Why is life is so unfair?

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  5. Zuben says:

    A collateral effect of negative gearing

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