Category Archives: worst of perth

Worst of OZ, Worst of World

Due to popular demand, The Worst of Perth is going to be taking worst submissions from the rest of Australia and The World. Would Worst of Perth fans prefer separate blogs to keep the Perth crap “pure’, or are youse … Continue reading

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Muffle It – Just a Little Bit

When they did the obviously fairly recent sign, couldn’t someone have knocked off the old muffler?

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Placebo Domingo

Since naturopathy seems to be religion rather than medicine, and apparently relies entirely on gullibility and placebo action to work, it is hard to see how it is going to help your dog or cat. Guys, pets don’t get placebos. … Continue reading

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Shark Craft

The Worst of Perth was recently bemoaning the state of coat hanger wire craft in Perth. We claimed the art of coat hanger wire bending for car aerials had been lost by local artisans. Not so. Not so. Embleton.

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Tray Bien

Regarding our discussion of Council House, Anonymous Perthon submitted this, also wondering just how people must have felt about the building when it was new. Anon, I’m glad I don’t know where you live, because I would have to kill … Continue reading

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Sculpture bites back!

Just when we thought The Worst of Perth had engineered the removal of the rotting arse and boozie sculpture outside Perth Station, Ex Court Government minister Max Evans leapt to the defence in The West Australian’s Inside Cover this morning. … Continue reading

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The Worst of Perth 1, Public Art 0

The Worst of Perth won its first public art scalp this week, as the new Lord Mayor Lisa Scaffidi confirmed she will be having the infamous arse and boozie sculpture removed from the front of Perth railway station after seeing … Continue reading

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Officially Not Worst

OK, there has been enough TWOP action to give a summary of what’s not worst from our submissions, remembering that we’re not only about criticism, but also a historical record of the city, as well as a place for people … Continue reading

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Holden Off

Perth’s Worst Car The Holden Gemini would have to qualify for the worst car, particularly this lilac one, which seems to uncannily match the sinister church in Eden Hill. Imagine this in the church carpark. The back window blinds give … Continue reading

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Mountin’ Mary

Worst School (Name) We had a post a while ago on inappropriate school names and it was pointed out that The Worst of Perth editor’s own primary school might fall into the same category. So here is Mary’s Mount Primary … Continue reading

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