Category Archives: worst objects

Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 115 confessions

Two more pics from the heart of the Blackwood Valley. No teens, tweens, pre-adolescents, or pre-teens THANK you. Inside I found some titillating literature: a steal at $4! How about those Dockers! Both TLA and the Rainmaker were predictably sclerotic … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 106 The Bong

The bong Crawley horror Flattening, but pointing, Careering to the vibrancy Clanger.

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Hallmark holiday

On what possible occasion would you give someone this card? Congratulations on your extra-marital affair! One of mine. Mount Lawley.

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Hey there Geordie bra

I fear Superpit interference is affecting the Flangemaster. Until he is in a zone of safety, here is something from Rottnest. Shipwreck? Sex crime? Picnic? Aliens?

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Outrage Sunday 91 bring out yer dead

I see a report in The Sunday Crimes about verge atrocities, but the sensitive street stroller sees only beauty. Look at this still life with choc milk in Shenton Park! Why isn’t this at Cottesloe?And they know how to transform … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 76 Vegemite Crucifixion

This is what Channel 7 – sorry, Seven West Media – should be doing to boost the share price. Records, man! I’m sure Frank/O’Slatter Corp/Rolly will confirm everyone had a copy of The Aussie Barbeque Song. The Sound of Sport! … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 74 fellow illuminati

This lonely City Beach wok gives me haiku urges. It’s south CB, of course. Scarborough surfboards are also coastally poetic, although I’m thinking more villanelle here, with a dash of unmetered Wintoning. But ultimately, with or without our woks and … Continue reading

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