Category Archives: worst art

Year Zero

Posted on June 6, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Ok, the lawn pizza vomit based colour scheme has gone. Fine. But just how could you actually do anything good with this abortion? If you can’t go the bulldozer option, then what brilliant white? Is there any other way to … Continue reading →

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The sphinx of Dalkeith

Posted on May 20, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Or is it a sheep? Or lion? Dalkeith. By DC.

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The Hills have Boozies

Posted on May 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Birdboot visited the Carmel Rose nursery’s “French” Garden. You take in the mosaic suspenders and boozies and you reach for the not worst button…but the effort spent down South runs out as you reach the face. Nevertheless. I know they … Continue reading →

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Bones

Posted on May 8, 2014 by AHC McDonald

PM shares the winner of the art proposal that camouflages the destruction of the beloved 7th Avenue Bridge. It’s made with timbers from the bridge and polished with lanolin. Apparently. I have no idea. I can’t see Perth public art … Continue reading →

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When Pear Shaped goes Pear Shaped

Posted on May 7, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Misspent yoof sees a classic adjustment to a TWOP classic, from can it be nearly seven years ago? Classic.

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Cross Purpose

Posted on April 22, 2014 by AHC McDonald

A claim of maybe kinda not Worsts for these sesquicentennial cross stitches hanging in Parliament House just outside the Legislative assembly? You have to give these some credit. They would no doubt have been frequently infused by Troy Buswell’s pungent … Continue reading →

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Texture

Posted on April 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Verge art. Apparently. Baysie. That’s a placenta. You get that right?

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VIP

Posted on March 19, 2014 by AHC McDonald

We are still at Sculpture by Teh Sea. While vandals wrecked a TWOP stalwarts crocheted rhino, there was still a lot of value. So much value that the Big Knobs from Wagin Woolarama deigned to come down and fill the … Continue reading →

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Fightback

Posted on March 4, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Debbie S. Says that the totally effective sock treatment is being given to the unfortunate Beafort Street sculpture. Expect 5 more years of fence hire.

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Beau-bortion

Posted on February 26, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Ok, what’s going on with this piece of crap? This has been left abandoned for months, some public art that may manage to be an eyesore during and after completion. Are they saving for wine for Alannah Mactiernan to open … Continue reading →

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