PM shares the winner of the art proposal that camouflages the destruction of the beloved 7th Avenue Bridge. It’s made with timbers from the bridge and polished with lanolin. Apparently. I have no idea. I can’t see Perth public art without the meh.
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What the fuck?! Really? So they spun the first public art chocolate wheel and got “deconstruction”, a practice of which the artist (or copy writer at least) clearly has little understanding. Oh, throw in some cod surrealism too, if the image is anything to go by. This is a true worst. I’m going back to sleep now; hopefully this turns out to be naught but a bad dream.
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Deconstruction? Did Gary, George and Matt win the tender?
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“[Main Roads] has engaged a public art co-ordinator to ensure the completed Seventh Avenue project recognises the heritage significance of the bridge.” All I can say is that they’re doing really fuckin’ well so far. “Almost “human vulnerability””: fuck off.
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Have they thought of recognizing the heritage significance of the bridge by, you know, restoring it?
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Much of its charm is it’s unrestoredness.
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yes, they could. but would be too difficult for the bureaucrats.
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You’re not from around here, are you…?
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oh dear.
for this i lose my favourite bridge?
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The Barracks Arch of bridge preservation. Perth does this shit well.
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“abstract deconstruction of the original bridges structural aesthetic”, well, either that or Troy Buswell has been on the piss and behind the wheel again.
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Parts of it would work as a bike rack.
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I would like to read the rest of the “description”. So far it seems to be the usual bullshit similar to the pretentious garbage spewed forth by your typical socialist wanker when reading the label of a cheap bottle of SavBlanc whilst trying to impress the “lower classes”
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So you are saying he’s a young white lesbian?
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has he changed his user profile again? branching out?
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Your first sentence was pretty good richarbl and then it all turned to manure. A great big stinking pile of the stuff.
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I’ve seen wors
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Either way you were still entertained. And isn’t this site all about entertainment?
For Gods sake, won’t someone think of the entertainment!!
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“For Gods sake, won’t someone think of the entertainment!! ”
Indeed!
I imagine you being hooked off the stage in some vaudeville theatre each time you post something. ;)
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Still managing to comment despite the breathing apparatus, well done.
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So, chuck in the 85K price tag attached to this and then see the true hideousness of it. I give it less than 12 months before one of the itinerants that hangs out under the bridge in summer tries to set it on fire.
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