Category Archives: worst advertising

St David’s Deviation

Two good signs from Beaufort Street arrondissement.  I’ve always wondered why that picture is used to promote the hairdresser. Looks like something Alexander the Great might put a sword through. And St David, his deviation was Altar boys wasn’t it? … Continue reading

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Special Avocados

Back to a classic, honest, down to earth Perth Worst from first time contributor Perthguy. Well I’m not sure if honest is quite right, and yet..?  Seen at Shopping centre at Altone Park – Beechboro. This shop seems to be … Continue reading

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Throw in urine, faeces and semen…

Throw in urine, faeces and semen and you’ve sold me guys. The advertising whiz who suggested this needs to be taken outside for a quiet word. When selling food products, don’t suggest that it may have bodily fluids in it. … Continue reading

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Santa Head Shot, Worst On Tour New Zealand

Is it wise to have a Santa head stuffed and mounted next to other exterminated wildlife? Think of the children! This is in Timaru, a sort of Bunbury of the South Island. But on the other hand, Timaru seems to have an … Continue reading

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Pure Merino

I usually try to stay away from Kiwi sheep rooting jokes, but sometimes they just make it impossible to avoid. This obviously is the fantasy. The reality likely to be a bit more gumboot based. You’d actually think they like … Continue reading

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Funkarama

There seems to be some disconnect between pictures and words here, or has the meaning of funkarama changed since I was a boy? Highgate. And I didn’t know where to put this, so, I put it here. it looked like … Continue reading

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Cat Massage

Moments after stating there wasn’t much worst in Hanmer Springs New Zealand, I walked out to a classic piece of ill considered graphic design. Hideous. I also bought the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten (or not eaten). Just because your … Continue reading

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Pluck The Herald Angels Sing

Is this an angel with its wings pulled off? Or did it have 2 sets of wings, one surplus to requirement? Since I won’t be in town enough, can someone please get some more bad xmas decorations shots. particularly led … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 32

A lite weekend worstoff, as I am on international duties, but Vic Demised sent a sobering look at globalisation. Transport costs from Wanneroo are pretty high. They don’t save money by fertilising their own crops either. All that goodness being … Continue reading

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Sell my arse

What kind of dumbarsery is this? Less controversial than risible. they need to see some bennetton ads for controversy sells, or some Singleton “Where ja get it?”magic. I like the Avant Guard Security sticker. Sounds like they wear berets. From … Continue reading

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