Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Green Speed Cameras

There’s talk of tripling the number of speed cameras in Perth. Reign of Error noticed this one that had gone native. And then got fined by the police for taking the photo of it! Kudos ROE. Kardinya.

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Outrage Sunday 185 North Perth Bowling Club

I had to apologise to DBC Pierre on Friday for the lack of relentless blue sky. It was awkward. I will direct his attention to this outstanding series, from Mr Underbury via Bento. “The North Perth Bowls Club smoking area, … Continue reading

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Berry good

A colleague enjoyed the conflation of berry content in today’s paper of record. “Were you affected by the 2008 Chinese milk scandal? Call in now!”

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Say no to Who

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Outrage Sunday 184 saucy Rottnest

Perth seems to have been occupied by gaints. Much safer here on the beautiful Isle, where the only worries are big prices for little sauce, and the large sexual organs of the natives.

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Outrage Sunday 183 fine dining

There’s nothing I like more than Corean kimchi (if you don’t include Cobe beef, Cansas corn, or Calamunda waffles). As per Bethany, they’re selling Belgian stuff here. Krazy Kym loves it when we “go Dutch” and I bring her some “rollmops” … Continue reading

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The Guardian

This fine fellow stands guard over a Hills childcare centre. The eyes glow at night. For some reason. By You’ll get wet. I love the gut.

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Outrage Sunday 182 strong with the Bogan

I choked on my Nikki when I read this, in Chris Taylor’s Star Wars history: “Vader defeats Deak because he is ‘strong with the Bogan’ – Lucas’s initial name for the Dark Side of the Force.” Did George have a … Continue reading

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Silver Sands Visitor

A lovely view of Mandurah by Alasdair. The skip is a little ominous. But let us welcome all this Australia Day.

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Outrage Sunday 181 played out

Apologies for the late start, but KK and I have more or less been living at Fringe since Friday evening negotiating our 2016 act. I can’t say too much, of course, but it will include a headline generator, gaint vibrant … Continue reading

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