Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Emergency in the Western Suburbs

Pete F was at a girls’ school in the Western Suburbs when vital emergency supplies arrived for the staff room. It was mush, mush, mush, all the way. Like Ice Road Truckers but with wine. 

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Monday Morning Coming Down. 

Classic Perth Monday morning bus stop scene. Nollamara by Hugh Jass. 

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Outrage Sunday 272 them

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. Thank … Continue reading

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The Embleton Triangle 

What? This is on my street. Today. Am I a warlord now? Will I need a jungle laboratory in Kalamunda? Which, would increase the rateable value of the town, but even so. And I’m on the respectable side of Embleton! … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 271 Number 95

Could you hear my teeth gritting in Claremont? Gaaaaaaahhhh. Sometimes I wonder if we should let the barbarians win – but then I grab my brains. Why bother, though? Either people are binge-watching, or making their life a soap opera … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 270 a parmy in every pot

Only 112 days to go! Will you be voting for someone who can put a parmy in your pot and a car in your garage (not your bedroom)? Incidentally, Mr Seth’s inspiration is “Hanry Ford“. I wonder if this has … Continue reading

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Smoked Wangs!

I’m glad I saw the Dominion League’s dining suggestion (although I’m not sure I could smoke half a kilo) before I sent in my Bayswater vibrancy survey. Smoke more wangs! 

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Larval Stage

Kalamunda. It’s part of the new talent identification program for their town planning department. 

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Outrage Sunday 269 The Perth God

Do you need an explanation what the Perth god can be? Here’s a rough approximation as the thing appears to me. God of merging, god of potholes, every wretched road you’ve trod, two fingers, booze buses and shit holes, that’s … Continue reading

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Cold Blooded

Sue E. saw this in Mt Hawthorne. I’m not necessarily against it. Not entirely on board with the stone veneer though. And would it have killed them to have a concrete aboriginal in its mouth???  

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