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Outrage Sunday 94 thongs of the fisherman

These pictures sum up our troubled times. They were taken almost on the spot of the 2008 crab carcasses. A humble man’s (or woman’s, but probably a man’s) footwear cast aside. The empty vessel of his refreshment crushed. Pilgrims and … Continue reading

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new Perth suburb!

It’s not only the Flangemaster having trouble with place names. Bento has stirred from his Juliet balcony: “Where is Cambridge? Is it near Willeton? Columbia? Amarilo?” Yes, Cambridge. A leafy western something.

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Outrage Sunday 93 Agenda 21

If you ask me, the numberplate is the most sinister item here. 350PPM: it sounds like a New World Order plot. That is surely patsies per minute. Guildford.You know there’s an infra-red surveillance camera in that white van. Shenton Park.Delicious … Continue reading

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urban sprawl gone mad

“It was only a matter of time before Geraldton came to be considered part of the metropolitan area,” Bento says. He can’t Bear it!

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listen in

goodness!

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Outrage Sunday 92 ice cold Guinness

Krazy Kym had her book club over yesterday and they were rooting around in my shelves. Imagine my embarrassment when they uncovered my copy of Pride and Prejudice from 30 years ago, complete with boozie juvenilia.Happy St Patrick’s Day. Not … Continue reading

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Five cents

David ‘Ding Dong’ Bell at the Voice must be heartbroken: no more John Hyde reports. At least he can still write about Bluebeard and Abs Conder. I was touched by this report, as was Bento. ” Maybe he’s hoping one day … Continue reading

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Hey there Geordie bra

I fear Superpit interference is affecting the Flangemaster. Until he is in a zone of safety, here is something from Rottnest. Shipwreck? Sex crime? Picnic? Aliens?

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stone the crows

Our very good friends at The Echo are in the TWoP news again. These long names are tricky, I know, but it should be Castledine, not Casteldine. If only The Echo spent as many hours checking names as Ms Castledine … Continue reading

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the reigns

From yesterday’s Sunday Crimes – thanks to Nosey Park. When it reins, it pores!

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