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Outrage Sunday 139 The Excellent Wheelbarrow

Posted on March 16, 2014 by rottobloggo

worx depends upon an excellent wheel barrow licenced to drive before a treat of chicen. With apologies for any inconvenience to William Carlos Williams.

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beach goon

Posted on March 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

“Wait…move your left hand over a bit…that’s it…nah, wait, you missed it. Fuck. Try again.” As our comrades at Things Bogan Like know, “while the bogan has precious little perspective on life, empathy, culture, and modesty, it has an unlimited … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 138 yoga tanka

Posted on March 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

Christ is a big mug: Dismissed from his yoga class, Unredeemable, He should throw in the towel And be an empty vessel.

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Wrongway Segway

Posted on March 3, 2014 by rottobloggo

TLA is somewhere in Rurotardia where Apple products have spazz attacks. He says: A slap in the face for TOVincent segway superhighway down the arrondissement? Which in itself was a slap in the face for Leederville’s unicycle autobahn. If you … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 137 The lamps are going out all over Europe

Posted on March 2, 2014 by rottobloggo

Last night (probably) in the Urban Orchard, after bouncy Stonehenge. This must have been what it was like for prehistoric cave-dwellers, watching the sun set: will it rise again? “The lamps are going out,” I wept into my $9 pale … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 136 Shoe’s of the Fisherman’s Wife

Posted on February 23, 2014 by rottobloggo

Bad things happening to good people is the strongest argument against God. Church roof collapses, shark attacks, and horrors like this.

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Outrage Sunday 135 Yannick is

Posted on February 16, 2014 by rottobloggo

Marine Parade, Cottesloe, and Yannick is – what? To a more important topic. I know there’s a boom on, and there’s a Perth surcharge, but $2300 for the Lego Taj Mahal? I know the retail price six years ago was … Continue reading →

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Kaaaaarnt

Posted on February 14, 2014 by rottobloggo

I trust we’re all having a delightful VD. I wonder if this, in Teh West’s Book of Love, is for our worsting overlord or that chrome-dipper Bento?

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Lazy Shag

Posted on February 11, 2014 by rottobloggo

King George called again! He was in Tirau, NZ: now he’s in Kaikoura, NZ (pop 3860). “Few places in the world can boast of such natural wonders as those offered by land and sea in Kaikoura”, says Kaikoura’s official website. … Continue reading →

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Schapelle Shooped?

Posted on February 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

  This was canvassed on Peter Bell’s always-excellent Monday Panel on 6PR today. The photo on the front of today’s West is…what? The head doesn’t seem to match the neck. Or is it the other way around?

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