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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Wipe on wipe off

Posted on September 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

This is more like wipe it on the curtains sex appeal. Civic Hotel. Oh, and Civic, kudos to your ever reeking dunny. That you manage this with auto flush urinal is amazing. By the way, on the subject of wiping, … Continue reading →

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Fur

Posted on September 15, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Vegan shows Bridgetown at its most extreme. Perhaps we have found the cashmer over a women’s vagina we were talking about? May…be??

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Survival of the fashionable

Posted on September 14, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Dead wrong Pete F. It’s all about the death toll. Formerly Seaview Tavern So Fro, now SeaviewX So Fro.  

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Ho Hum

Posted on September 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

BankWest burned by local Communists. A little late and a little lame no?  We can be better socialist heaters than this surely?

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Cashmer Alpaca

Posted on September 12, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Well, yes, this goes without saying…although cashmer alpacas are totally played no? And would you really (and I’m talking interior design here) put a cashmer alpaca over some women’s vagina? Wouldn’t Rolly leer at it? In any case, Feng shui … Continue reading →

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Flower reclassification gone mad

Posted on September 9, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Now it’s going to be the best wildflower season for decades – you can even see it from space according to WA Toady, (but I immediately don’t believe that). But Alasdsair is concerned that this Carl Saganesque bloom may be … Continue reading →

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The Crewman and The Snow Woman

Posted on September 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A ute decoration so ill judged and risible that it’s almost great. By Mancey, Bunbury. 

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Day of the Personal Insult

Posted on September 7, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Received these plates from an “admirer“。Not so much of an admirer that they COULD SPRING FOR FUCKING WEMBLEY WARE! I WOULDNT WIPE MY ARSE WITH FRANKLIN MINT. I SAID GOOD DAY! I SAID GOOD DAY! I SAID GOOD DAY! I … Continue reading →

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Straight Razor Zydeco

Posted on September 6, 2016 by AHC McDonald

When I met you in my dreams, I didn’t even get your name… Every time I go to bed … every time I close my eyes When I thought I was all alone,  Badger brush and razor’s foam. 

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Vibrant Bush

Posted on September 5, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bento claims that full bushes are not back. They are back, and they are modern and vibrant as hell. Also still not played is naming things after royalty. The imaginatively named and oddly deserted Kings Square precinct. 

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