Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Prepare to meet your hair…

Reg Mifflin is threatening to publish hundreds of shots recently scanned of  The Red Parrot in its day, so if your hair was there… Reg is looking for the best way of putting them up for all to see. I … Continue reading

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UHF

Isn’t it redundant to tell people that you drive like a cunt if you have your uhf frequency on your ute? The metropolitan version sticker would be “Follow me on twitter” next to “I watch Glee like a cunt.” On … Continue reading

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Pig

As always, parking the breakfast is a privilege not a right. At least it doesn’t say “We got ourselves a Chinee.” I’m wondering though, if they don’t wipe their arse, are they really the type to be using hand cleaner? … Continue reading

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Dads gone wild.

The Colour H was seething with outrage – fucking outrage – that Bunnings is selling premade “classic”  tyre swings. What kind of Dads have we produced in this sick, sick society. I share her fucking outrage. We all do.

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Big C

Perhaps the post-it note was too much. West Perthwegians never know when too much smartarsery is enough. By Hugh Jass.

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Weekend Worstoff 192

Ljuke visited Bali.  BRIK laments what has replaced the famous Tankmaster in Midland. Tankmaster died for our sins. David M likes it La De Da.  And Mancey is calling liar at North Beach (N) IGA. Worst well.

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The Cabinet of La Madre

You should never clear out “Mum’s cabinet”. I thought people would have understood this by now. You’ll only find out that your parents are human – human animals like you and me, who take their perverted pleasures ‘ere they can. Possibly even … Continue reading

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You can’t nurry love…

By an associate of Michael T. Back page of The Kalgoorlie Miner.

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On the brink of anarchy

By Bento. Glendower Street North Perth.Up there with Shirts! and the slashed Tupac for true street art vibrancy. This would have looked good on the walls of Madkuntz.Now, not.

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Solace and Yearning

By Vegan. Well since it’s in Denmark, it’s hardly going to be “showering and grooming” is it? Lovely.They should have added “No time wasters.”

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