Dads gone wild.

The Colour H was seething with outrage – fucking outrage – that Bunnings is selling premade “classic”  tyre swings. What kind of Dads have we produced in this sick, sick society. I share her fucking outrage. We all do.

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29 Responses to Dads gone wild.

  1. rottobloggo says:

    The tyrrorists have won.

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  2. shazza says:

    The Tyrmes they are a changing. It’s all swings and roundabouts.

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  3. pete says:

    Is there an entyre range of products?

    Do they do the half tyre swing, the tyre planter, tyre bird seed holder, the tyre full of water to stop dogs weeing on your registered lawn or the tyre obstacle course [some assembly required]?

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  4. NF#1 says:

    Like others, I’m ropable over this.

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  5. I’m swinging either way.

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  6. Bento says:

    Make my own tyre swing?? With THESE baby soft hands? You’re fucking kidding me.

    Besides, any tyre swing I assembled would be based solely on the ‘if you don’t know any, tie many’ ropework principle, and would inevitably be a deathtrap. I salute Bunnings for identifying the ‘clueless metrosexual’ market.

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  7. Valerie Woodruffe Bound By Protocol says:

    Luv tyre swings, the smell of rubber and the joy of ropes, bondage equipment cums in all styles

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  8. John Forrests Head says:

    Country is going down the tube?

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  9. forkboy says:

    Bunnings swing time set
    Double penetration drill
    Code brown near plumbing

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  10. cobbler64 says:

    If i purchased one of these i would keep a low profile.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Lets go to the Bunnings!

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