UHF

Isn’t it redundant to tell people that you drive like a cunt if you have your uhf frequency on your ute? The metropolitan version sticker would be “Follow me on twitter” next to “I watch Glee like a cunt.” On yor Honda Jazz. By Mancey. Bunbury. Speaking of Bunbury, Poiter sends in a sticker from Bunbury. Apparently on the Eelup roundabout, everyone drives like a cunt. Not hard to do if you’re on the UHF to River Rooster trying to order.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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32 Responses to UHF

  1. Tony says:

    UHF Ch-28 is the old analog SBS.

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  2. mancey says:

    He’s driving like a cunt because he’s in there watching soft core Latvian porn

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  3. Btw gotta love the eelup roundabout. It truly is a testament to the crapness of WA drivers that a simple 2 lane roundabout has one of the highest crash rates in the country.

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    • Russell Woolfe's Lovechild says:

      Putting a roundabout anywhere in WA is pretty optimistic.Maybe they did it for a laugh.

      The old Causeway roundabout was hilarious before the lights. At least the fuzz only had to walk down Adelaide Terrace but it did interrupt the cricket for them.

      The roundabout thing at the end of Flemington Road in North Melbourne is much more exciting. Really need to add a couple of tram tracks and some straight through road bits to get people thinking. And crashing.

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  4. orbea says:

    Your wordpress login change is screwing up,

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  5. Yeah i had issues too. Had to click on the wordpress logo (next to the twitter and Facebook logo… below the post window) and re-log in with email addy and password.

    Worked then

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  6. Clare Negus says:

    I’d love to know where to get one of the Eelup stickers and who is making them!
    Can someone tell me?

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  7. dudecloverdale says:

    I have called people up on the twoway and they get really shitty, like where did you get my name from and I am like dude its on the back of your car. fatty from westrac was not impressed.

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  8. So did you touch his ute then Mancey?

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  9. My hand may have accidentally brushed one of the several thousand running lights mounted around the ute tray.

    Vale me

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  10. For those that can’t read it, text below “touch my ute” reads:

    “But please provide ID so i may inform your next of kin”

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  11. rollywheeler says:

    Ahh!
    Roundabouts.
    The ultimate evidence that WA drivers are slow, so very slow, learners.

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  12. Tractor says:

    What roundabouts? Have to learn to merge first.

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