Isn’t it redundant to tell people that you drive like a cunt if you have your uhf frequency on your ute? The metropolitan version sticker would be “Follow me on twitter” next to “I watch Glee like a cunt.” On yor Honda Jazz. By Mancey. Bunbury. Speaking of Bunbury, Poiter sends in a sticker from Bunbury. Apparently on the Eelup roundabout, everyone drives like a cunt. Not hard to do if you’re on the UHF to River Rooster trying to order.
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The Worst of Perth 
UHF Ch-28 is the old analog SBS.
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Maybe they drive like an Italian?
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Beats walking, like an Egyptian.
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He’s driving like a cunt because he’s in there watching soft core Latvian porn
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Btw gotta love the eelup roundabout. It truly is a testament to the crapness of WA drivers that a simple 2 lane roundabout has one of the highest crash rates in the country.
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Putting a roundabout anywhere in WA is pretty optimistic.Maybe they did it for a laugh.
The old Causeway roundabout was hilarious before the lights. At least the fuzz only had to walk down Adelaide Terrace but it did interrupt the cricket for them.
The roundabout thing at the end of Flemington Road in North Melbourne is much more exciting. Really need to add a couple of tram tracks and some straight through road bits to get people thinking. And crashing.
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The obligatory causeway-esque traffic lights are being added to eelup as we speak. Should cause some epic traffic snarls for the Eagle bay bound BMW-Merc-Porsche Cayenne crowd at easter time.
I’m sure rear enders will still abound post lights.
The flemington roundabout is a cracker…all ye that enter here abandon all hope
Reservoir junction also a cracker
Melbourne is full of them
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So that’s how it works. Should have taped that photo to the inside of my windscreen as a reference.
How about it Bunbury Mail??
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I expect there will be a dedicated Porsche Cayenne lane. The bus lane equivalent in a two speed economy. X5s and Mercs should have to wait too.
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Watch the Bunbury yokels cope with this or this
Then add B-Doubles or road trains going to the port.
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lol fuck me. I expect one of those to turn up in Albany any day now
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Or this, orbs.
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Your wordpress login change is screwing up,
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Someone else said there was some login thing. Haven’t changed anything.
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Yeah i had issues too. Had to click on the wordpress logo (next to the twitter and Facebook logo… below the post window) and re-log in with email addy and password.
Worked then
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Yes, other wordpress users are complainng on other blogs, so it seems to be a WP glitch. Hope it fixes soon.
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No it looks more like some sort of 2012/Obamacare web account synergisation thing. Can’t comment unless ‘logged in’ to Facebook account (WordPress retains account details for unspecified future use). Bye bye sweet Tarrot Wyss gravatar, hello new fuckoff@wordpress.no email address. It’ll be mobile numbers next
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How annoying!
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I’d love to know where to get one of the Eelup stickers and who is making them!
Can someone tell me?
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My wife went to Bunbury and all she got me was this lousy roundabout.
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Promise the Eelup flyover, get elected, retract promise. = Cuntrilli
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Then you’d need a flyover bypass.
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You haven’t made it as a sub-metropolitan conurbation until you have been bypassed.
Am I right Crab Town?
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I have called people up on the twoway and they get really shitty, like where did you get my name from and I am like dude its on the back of your car. fatty from westrac was not impressed.
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Try honking your horn at someone who has a honk if you’re horny sticker.
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I’ve found that the better halves of SIlver nomads who have their name and UHF channel on the back of their caravan, are almost invariably called “Dot”
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So did you touch his ute then Mancey?
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My hand may have accidentally brushed one of the several thousand running lights mounted around the ute tray.
Vale me
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For those that can’t read it, text below “touch my ute” reads:
“But please provide ID so i may inform your next of kin”
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Please provide CB handle so I can inform your next of kin that I am still a cunt.
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Ahh!
Roundabouts.
The ultimate evidence that WA drivers are slow, so very slow, learners.
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What roundabouts? Have to learn to merge first.
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