Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Craven A

Posted on June 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

So your fixins fell overboard while you were riding your fixie? Serves you right. And shouldn’t it be Rizla? Are you hipstering on the cheap? I bet your fixie has a brake too.  You be cravin’ ay?

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Peel Safery

Posted on June 10, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Bento likes that this Peel murotard manages to create a feeling of menace and disquiet with its floating crane, nuclear cockatoo and frog. It has the feeling of unsafery to me. No banana peel accidents? Peel? Banana peel? And are … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 253

Posted on June 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

News: Very soon both your editors will be away from these sandy shores. Me to The Persian/Arabian Gulf and Outrage will be cutting frozen livers on a bandsaw on a kibbutz. (True story). Nobody at the helm of TWOP juggernaut? … Continue reading →

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Several bags weed

Posted on June 7, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By James N. Fremantle. And a baffling tape up from Subiaco. A Celtics paste up is not going to restore vibrancy node 1 to Subi. It’s played man. Forget it.

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Micbael Jackson

Posted on June 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I’m open to suggestions. Lucky they didn’t end up with King of Poop. And the bulletholes? Are they thinking of Tupcak ? Boggy Smalls?

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Cup Holder

Posted on June 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I mentioned yesterday how Burt Street Boulder still managed to support a craft shop. Also the selling of Freddie Mercury. …Right. If that is Freddie Mercury. I am more of a wineglass holder man. All the better to take in … Continue reading →

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Closed

Posted on June 3, 2013 by AHC McDonald

In Kalgoorlie again for work. Always a pleasure. Maybe some of those rurotard funds can be spent on some spelling lessons? Even Armadale residents can spell this one. On the other hand, who isn’t enraged when the children’s court isn’t … Continue reading →

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3000 years of vibrancy

Posted on June 3, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Ozi Inn versus ancient Egypt (on show at the museum.) I guess 3000 years of boozie development has seen slightly more inflation. I guess that’s progress. You can’t say pharaoh than that.

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Weekend Worstoff 252

Posted on June 1, 2013 by AHC McDonald

SMcHB notes that the coffee node in the airport terminal 2 mangles the destination codes. Outrage. What if you want to be going to BNE and got in the line for BRS? Will you remember to come home to PER … Continue reading →

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Leigh Matthews – take out the trash

Posted on May 31, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I always though Ron Barassi was more the worst, but there you go. By James N. Hard to think how you would reuse or recycle a Leigh Matthews. The cost of removing the moustache always exceeds the recovery cost of … Continue reading →

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