I brake for Jesus

Some cautionary perhaps contradictory Jesusing as seen by Pete F.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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8 Responses to I brake for Jesus

  1. rottobloggo says:

    But he was pierced for our transgressions,
    he was crushed for our iniquities;
    the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
    and by his wounds we are healed.

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    Stigmartyr

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  3. Perineum says:

    after King James spent all that time and effort – not to mention olde English pounds – having his most trusted ecclesiastical scholars getting the FUCKING PUNCTUATION just right, well, you’d think people would care enough to use three dots in the ellipsis, Avoid Unnecessary Capitals and be brave enough to put the possessive ‘s’ after Jesus’. Unless… there was more than one Jesus. In which case: Dan Brown. This is all getting too much for me. Is it Shrove Monday yet?

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  4. Rong1 says:

    This driver delivers Hot Cross Buns on New Years Day.

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  5. The atheist says:

    I wouldn’t brake.

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  6. Jalif says:

    I too was saved by Jesus’ Prince Albert.

    Ask me how.

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  7. Snuff says:

    Baby Jesus on board

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