Imagine being so famous you have to wear Post-It notes. So rich your employer has a stationery cupboard the size of Howard Sattler’s woggle. That is happening. 6PR “Commercial Director, Barrie Quick said ‘We are pleased to be launching into 2017 with a new and exciting line up. The inclusion of Gareth Parker, who we regard as the best fresh talent in the market, together with Steve Mills and Basil Zempilas in Breakfast, Simon Beaumont in Afternoons, Karl Langdon and Paul Hasleby in Sports Day and Chris Ilsley in Perth Tonight, provides News Talk 6PR 882 with a great platform to further build on the audience gains achieved in 2016′.” Will Gareth’s Post-It say Gazza, or Gaz? 
What a time to be alive! 
But while you’re stuffing yourselves, remember the reason for the season! Church is only missing one thing: Mr Herft! 
The Worst of Perth 
JC has a yellow belt !
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Can’t see what colour belt BZ is wearing😞
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Yes I think Jesus would have caught public transport. Maybe even the Armadale or Midland line.
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Stations of the cross-eyed.
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Hopefully 6PR can give Baz the lunchtime, afternoon and evening shift as well to keep the cunt out of the public eye.
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What about Gaz?
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It’s always good to catch up with what these blokes are up to , who call themselves broadcasters , basically blokes who couldn’t find their arse(head) with both hands.
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Any reason 6PR announcers look like the sort of derros you see in the front bar of outer suburban taverns at 11am in the morning? Not Baz though – he is a Greek adonis.
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Like I’m a Jewish Adonis?
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