Alasdair saw a nice set of pontoons down Crabtown way. But would it have killed them to get the rivets lined up with the nips?
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It’s a rum deal all ’round.
“Free the nipple”
We, as a country, can bomb the hell out of innocents in the Middle East, but are not permitted to appear in public as “God” made us.
I suppose that might be because the majority of people are such tits.
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God did not make us drunks
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A Captain though does seem to have such authority
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Indeed , a captain does appear to be coming on the tail of the mermaid in this artwork .
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Real mermaids don’t mind what you do to their tails. This pirate is plainly unaustralian. That’s what squid tubes are for.
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God made fruit that ferments, therefore god made us drink.
Therefore my cirrhosis is a blessing from the almighty.
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Stupid nanny state. Denying us all the pleasure of seeing Rolly’s saggy old junk when we pop to IGA for some bread.
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Is it something to do with the snowflakes?
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