Some may have noticed my railing on various media against the Ken Done teatowelism that suburban wall murals have become. If your moronic council is sponsoring an art form, dude, it’s played. If a council is not sandblasting your artwork, you can be guaranteed it’s shit. If your dumbarse suburban council that can barely collect your recycling, is flying in teatowel artists to paint up your walls – it’s over.
This however is another level. You can’t talk about the pumping, pumping, pumping of a vibrating hand when you are the one doing the vandalism can you? When you are also really bad? And your kerning is an arse? Or does he mean Teh Stormy Mills in the background? It’s another towel artist? Whatever, they’re all Stormie Mills to me. I don’t care. Perineum captures the dying in the arse of Stormie Mills wall teatowelism. We hope. I have to say that I prefer this to having a giant numbat on this wall.