9 Responses to Dalkeith Thong Rapture

1. Reign of Error says:

   August 24, 2015 at 2:59 am

   Noted; however let the record show they are in fact Havaianas, NOT a lesser K-Mart or servo sourced generic double plugger.

   The colours are reminiscent of the Aaltos palette too if I’m not mistaken.

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2. Rong1 says:

   August 24, 2015 at 5:12 am

   What an appalling registered lawn. They should be evicted and run out of Dalkeith. I’ve seen better lawns in CockBurn.

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3. Shrieking Wombat Ninja says:

   August 24, 2015 at 7:14 am

   If they are Havianas, can you still stick them up your clacka?

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4. juantrak says:

   August 24, 2015 at 7:46 am

   You err on a serious level, Sir. No Dalkeither would be seen dead in thongs.
   These abandoned things are simple evidence of the power of the K9 squad when they get onto the scent of a common thief.
   Thongs merely slow you down, when there’s a very large and very bitey Alsation hot on your tail.
   The finest sound ones ears can ever hear, is that plaintive, pain-filled wail –
   “Call off the dog!! FUCKING JEESUS!! CALL OFF THE FUCKING DOG!!”

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5. you'll get wet says:

   August 24, 2015 at 10:53 am

   “Can There Be a Partial Rapture?”

   “There are also two views concerning the Pre-Trib Rapture. Some think that every Christian will go in the Rapture. It is the Body of Christ, and they say not a finger will be left behind. Others think that it will be a partial Rapture and that it is possible for a believer to be left behind. I believe that the Philadelphian group of Revelation 3:7-13 will go in the first Rapture, and that the Laodicean group of Rev. 3:14-22 will be left behind at that time. However, they will be taken up with the Tribulation saints at the end of the shortened Tribulation.”

   http://www.endtime-prophets.com/agee.html

   Theologians have been reticent dealing with the problem of footwear. Does a Good Shepherd wear wellies? Are thongs forgivable? And the big one – are Kiwis even human? While Partial Rapture undoubtable explains the phenomenon of apparently ownerless thongs appearing to us in unusual places, the period of Tribulation and loss experienced by the Trib Saint after parting with his/her lifelong companions is still a live issue. I would argue the evidence, mounting daily as End Time approaches, shows that it is Laodicean thongs, in fact, left behind when their Philadelphian Saints are enraptured. This rubbery problem engages us all.

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   • The Lazy Aussie says:

     August 24, 2015 at 2:09 pm

     Could you describe yourself as having been “sucked off” after rapturing?

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     • rottobloggo says:

       August 24, 2015 at 2:24 pm

       As was noted at the time:
       “If the sandal fits
       Clap your feet on Hampden Road
       And run from the storm.”

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       • The Lazy Aussie says:

         August 24, 2015 at 3:09 pm

         Wow. True story.

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     • you'll get wet says:

       August 24, 2015 at 3:33 pm

       Ummm actually yes. I remember the first time I saw them. We seemed to fit so well. That first hesitant coupling, then the robust buckling action, I knew we’d never part. Oh Kaydee Kaydee yes yes yes …

       http://collections.tepapa.govt.nz/object/1155182

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