Pruned Vibrancy

I’m sad to say that two days after the blooming Fords post was up, there was a savage reduction in Bedford post vibrancy. It’s gone, assumedly after reading this organ. I can visualise a scenario, possibly with a spouse storming in with an iPad. “I told you to sell those bloody Fords! You’re an inter fucking national pariah now Derek! Are you satisfied?” Maybe the Fordist should make a comment and resolve all bets. I think we have lost something.



About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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6 Responses to Pruned Vibrancy

  1. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Noice mags, though.

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  2. El Guisto says:

    Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

    Thus passes the glory of the world.

    Alas that Qantas has just resumed its service to Singapore when this international tourist attraction has disappeared.

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  3. you'll get wet says:

    There’s a special Rapture for old Fords.

    The Maker of Fords, having a personal relationship with all His creations, saw TWOP and acted. Derek may have checked out too, hard decision but car first, then dawg. Somewhere in Bedford tonight, a disconsolate dawg prowls his street, pads to his master’s favourite pub, chucks a lefty to the servo where he used to work, trots past the Chinese takeaway, howling unrequited at the moon

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