Year fives have to keep a journal. The boy was saved from having to fill in day one, we assume by an Officeworks employee.
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To Do list?
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Internal memo, without the question mark.
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Another fun day at OfficeWorks
http://careers.officeworks.com.au/caw/en/job/493562/coordinator-wa
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I’m thinking of applying just for the staff discount, sorry, “generous team member discounts”.
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No-one has ever got rich stealing office stationery.
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Is being rich the limit of your dreams?
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what’s Officeworks’ refund policy? i’d like to think you could get a box of paperclips for that little erratum. And don’t fuck around: you should hold out for those plastic-coated coloured ones.
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he should write editorials for the West
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Now it’s a kid in a car nearly hit by a TREE!: https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/regional/north-west/a/26279673/childs-narrow-escape-after-trees-fall/
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Did they just drive out of the living room before the tree came down?
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This lot were playing with fire:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-11/a-fire-crew-had-a-close-escape-after-a-tree-on-its-truck-in-the/6086464
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Variations on the man | dog | shark bites dog | shark | man theme.
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Like the ‘man eating chicken’ seen at KFC
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Did they just drive out of the living room before the tree came down? Driving school Macleod
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