Our old friend Ray Abs Conder is back! Mind you, he never really went away. His letter in this week’s Voice is superlative. “Bunch of poofters…expose yourselves…pool of poofterism”.
Some don’t write letters – they advertise. It’s a long way from the pink pavements of Mt Lawley to Wongan Hills.
No matter where you are, there’s always some clown nearby – even (especially?) Noranda.
Mind you, Abs’ suspicions the ‘diss and environs are a cess pit could be well-founded. I’m indebted to The Cott Kid for this ATM atrocity.
Finally, I’m pleased to report one of my submissions (the fourth?) was deemed blogworthy by TBOUQM. Morley goes international! I like to watch things on TV.
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But Abs is not worried about their endless cheerleading of communism?
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What does feminism have to do with all this poofterism?
IT DOESNT MAKE SENCE!
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Fellow travellers? Or useful idiots?
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Absolutely everything.
It’s the butchness of the strident feminists what turns blokes to other blokes for emotional support etc.
It’s so obvious.
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Feminism = lake of lesbianism.
They drink from furry cups at Voice HQ (I’m sure Abs would say).
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Abs – he’s all man.
Its his animal magnetism, free massages and charitable works that make him stand out from the flock of also rans who never say what they think.
Gold
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Great collection, DFOC. Congratulations on making TBOUQM. Now, for the ultimate prize; DNiLN. In an already strong field, this one’s still my favourite.
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Thanks Snuff!
I was hoping to report a double whammy, as I have a few suggestions at APILN, but alas.
I’ll send in some of my own scoops for DNILN.
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It’s catching on, http://www.watoday.com.au/act-news/act-candidate-outlaw-gay-sex-but-no-poofter-bashing-20120923-26enk.html
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Moving forward to the past.
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Check out Abs’ abs here.
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Freak. Me. Out.
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More freaky is that a post on poofterism boosts stats from the United Arab Emirates to first place in outside australia stats.
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I know what our Dubai readers want. Good DAY sir.
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Hotttt
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After retiring from a life of plying his services for hire Abs is at a lose end. He decides to save the planet from the following disastrous scenario. Viz : the two Jims from Jim’s mowing and legal advice are getting married. Down the back of the church sits Bubbles the Chimp completely disconsolate together with a bitter Flipper who won’t shut up, complaining in Dolphin.
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