James N, the stalker of the Bayswater noticeboard that is a stargate of worsts, probably connected by some wormhole (if not cornhole) to Moora, strikes again. Some dispute on the merits of dog breeding and also horses that died of old age, rangers (and no doubt rang-ers) and all measure of “‘teh fuck?” James N. says, ”
There was a crudely written note (in biro, on lined note paper) up there last week advertising puppies for sale. Apparently someone must have objected, because this follow up appeared over the weekend.
Our dog won numerous 1sts etc best Har Lequin out of wa 85 lovely pups sold well. to all. all they want is to scam childrens pets houses etc. Our family know way more about breeding all breeds an training than dog snatchers like RSPCA Policy an DUMB ugly rangers. John Orshot from Cop Shop sold me a horse they tried to scam it we had it for more 30yrs til it died of old age. 7 new has a vidio clip of it. Pioneer Village show.”
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this has all the vibrancy, directness, poor grammar, latent violence and complete hatstand paranoia of Ned Kelly’s Jerilderie letter, but with pets.
you’ll never take me alive, you RSPCA pigs.
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We had that horse 30 years. That showed ’em!
Also Pioneeer Village. There’s your problem.
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Today Tonight before video.
Dog breeders are probably the closest thing Perth has to hillbillies. Everyone has their own Deliverance story of driving to Gosnells or Kelmscott when old Fido was sent to the farm.
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Every dog guaranteed to be at least 1/16 winner of ‘best newborn puppy’ at Perth Royal Show 30 years ago. Woah.
Between the prize and buying a nag from that bloke off Cop Shop, it looks like our friend’s life peaked in the early 80s, and has been spiralling towards the (N)IGA Express noticeboard ever since.
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Cop Shop. Now that was a top show.
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I preferred his work in Zoo Family.
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I don’t understand, what was the original ad for?
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The Ye Olde knock shop at Pioneer Village.
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This was next door to Ye Olde Apotheker?
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Same premises.
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Holy shit. How has Pioneer World not featured on these pages before??
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Is that boy WAching?
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And might I also say WTF? A clip about pioneer world that manages to only show a piece of lattice.
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And traffic lights. It’s pretty much exactly how I pictured Armadale.
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Armahole – correct pronunciation please
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True That
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No doubt to show off the wonders of being painted everybody’s favourite colour, ‘Mission Brown’.
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I shudder to think what that young man must have done to deserve having that video posted as his punishment.
Not to mention Action Park, whatever that was, as mentioned in this worstorama of spelling, punctuation and kerning.
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“other parks not mentioned”
the Atlantis women looked like they were having a good time
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Too good.
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I’ve heard of Action Town, but that’s in London…
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Pure gold, Bento. I like that he moves from the trellis to the toilet block to the highway intersection, while repeating the script twice. I know I’m just describing everything in the video, but it’s genius. As for the soundtrack… wow. Just wow. And to think I’m wasting my time out and about at the Cabaret Soiree season when I could be visiting some traffic lights in Armadale…
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Kid should totally be addressing an Indian head in a box, on that balcony.
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Probably is… explains the movements – is actually shot on turban cam.
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Year 7 students from JCCC made this… what is JCCC? I suspect the last “CC” may stand for “Christian College”…?
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And they did one for “Ye Olde Narrogin Inn” – TWOP drinks venue?
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I was fortunately not born a Katanning man.
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that was your cue to mention Shackleton – where they make chain link
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They do?
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Earnestly
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Orshot ? I guess it was a while ago.
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Didn’t Cop Shop have a woman who turned into an animal crackpot? Surely she wouldn’t have approved of orshot’s horse trading ways?
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